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Election Update: Democrats Stealing Arizona, In Process of Manufacturing Votes to Steal both Governor and Senate Seats in Florida | Main | The Morning Report - 11/9/18
November 08, 2018

Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, ONT

Yeah, it's open enrollment, which for me is just like an accountant the first week of April. I left before 8 this morning, and just walked back in and sat down to write this at ten to nine.

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On the other hand, I wouldn't want to put my soul in jeopardy.

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Maybe I' phone it in.

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Last week it was Burger Chef, but this week, here's a link to Chain Restaurants That Are Still Hanging On

Some oldies but goodies here. Did you know that there is still one HoJos in business? Man, now I want a clam boat. And Chi-Chis is still around overseas. I worked (and got robbed at shotgun point) there in college. After the robbery, the next day the restaurant made good my tips that the robbers had taken, which I thought was mighty decent of them. It wasn't their fault I got robbed, it was a gang that was robbing everything in sight that summer. A week later they killed a guy during a robbery. Cops got 'em shortly after that.

Skin: A Short Horror Story

Someone over in Imgur wrote this. It's really rather good. I imagine it's extra creepy if you have psoriasis.


Here's a link to the story itself: Clipnosis

The Classless Left

Remember that tilapia-looking guy on SNL who made a joke about the wounded vet running for office last week? Here's a response, far classier than he deserves.

The Five Simple Words that SNL and Pete Davidson Should Learn to Say

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Pretty interesting, but I wish the labels were not so fuzzy

Two Links for Irongrampa

'I'll Never Be the Same': My Ukrainian Wife's First Trip to the United States

Customers Buy Out Doughnut Shop Early Every Day So Owner Can Be With Sick Wife

You know what he'd say. Chins up, eyes proud. We live in the greatest country on the planet, and don't you forget it.

Related: Almost home

Damn straight. And let's not forget the children. The children are our future.

Well, maybe not. Forget the children. Please.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the world's largest bounce house:

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It's a fun place to live, but the rent is sky high - because of inflation.

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