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October 27, 2018

EMT 10/27/18

EMT Exclusive!

Amy Schumer's next film project:

A meta woke project called "2 Girls, 1 Coup".

It'll be a dark comedy starring Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman as daring feminists fomenting and leading a rebellion against an evil national government bent on putting padlocks on women's uteri.

The title is an obvious (or not so if you are a saint) allusion to a particularly nasty bit of internet pornographic bait-and-switch, hoping the shock value will drum up sales after both actress/comediennes have suffered in the box office recently.

In a thrilling finale, they will leap from the Statue of Liberty in pink wingsuits (wink wink) and strafe the evil Trump and his lackeys with caustic menstrual blood while braying "WOLVERINESSES".

Also, they'll eat shit out of a cup.

(Disclaimer: This is a parody.)

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