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October 14, 2018

The Infantilization Of America: Kangaroo Edition

15 USC §§1263, 1264 & 16 CFR §1513.6(b)(5) make it a federal crime to sell bunk beds without instructions to use the ladder for entering or leaving the top bunk.
— A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) October 11, 2018

Yeah...it's sort of old, and you maniacs have probably tossed it around already, but it is amusing as hell. And it exposes a sea change in American culture that is troubling. When government controls all facets of our behavior, we lose autonomy and responsibility. Why should we try to control our own behavior when the mandarins decide how we should do pretty much everything?

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Kangaroo ownership legality in the United States

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And it exposes a sea change in American culture that is troubling. When government controls all facets of our behavior, we lose autonomy and responsibility. 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