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October 15, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So the big news, other than antifa pretty much taking over the city of Portland while the mayor just sits there with his thumb up his butt, and Hillary openly calling for violence against her political enemies, is that Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren has released the results of her DNA test, and, get this, her Amerindian DNA content is variously estimated at 1/64th, 1/512th, or 1/1024th of the total. That's some mighty small percentages, if you ask me. Of course historically, Democrats have used the one-drop rule to determine a person's racial identity, so she might as well see if she can cut herself a deal for some of that sweet, sweet casino money. But my question is, since progressives and the media (BIRM) now accept DNA results (no matter how infinitesimally small) to determine ethnic identity, how about we use a similar blood test to determine gender identity? Seems fair, right? After all, if there are 642 different genders (643 if you count the one with the chicken feathers and toilet plunger), we'd obviously need a lot of blood work done to make the final determination. But we could do it, and no more guessing. Because science."

(h/t Larry O'Connor)

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