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October 15, 2018

The Morning Rant

"So the big news, other than antifa pretty much taking over the city of Portland while the mayor just sits there with his thumb up his butt, and Hillary openly calling for violence against her political enemies, is that Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren has released the results of her DNA test, and, get this, her Amerindian DNA content is variously estimated at 1/64th, 1/512th, or 1/1024th of the total. That's some mighty small percentages, if you ask me. Of course historically, Democrats have used the one-drop rule to determine a person's racial identity, so she might as well see if she can cut herself a deal for some of that sweet, sweet casino money. But my question is, since progressives and the media (BIRM) now accept DNA results (no matter how infinitesimally small) to determine ethnic identity, how about we use a similar blood test to determine gender identity? Seems fair, right? After all, if there are 642 different genders (643 if you count the one with the chicken feathers and toilet plunger), we'd obviously need a lot of blood work done to make the final determination. But we could do it, and no more guessing. Because science."

(h/t Larry O'Connor)

Compare & Contrast:

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'"I Saw Goody Ivanka Dancing With the Devil at Midnight - And Then She Turned Me Into a Newt"

NEW INVESTIGATION: Ivanka & Jared are part of a quasi-religious movement that claims to teach magic powers to adherents ... including the ability to fly. https://t.co/QVYbZ1fXGA
— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) October 14, 2018

So, Conservative = Healthy. Good To Know:

There's a pattern emerging pic.twitter.com/TJi86Qu167
— Orwell & Goode 🇨🇱 (@OrwellNGoode) October 14, 2018

Because What The World Needs Right Now Is A Gay Transgender Muslim Disabled Dr. Who:

Better Stock Up On These:

Surprisingly Not Florida:

Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw https://t.co/3EGyVETk5v
— WREG News Channel 3 (@3onyourside) October 12, 2018

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But my question is, since progressives and the media (BIRM) now accept DNA results (no matter how infinitesimally small) to determine ethnic identity, how about we use a similar blood test to determine gender identity? Seems fair, right? After all, if there are 642 different genders (643 if you count the one with the chicken feathers and toilet plunger), we'd obviously need a lot of blood work done to make the final determination. But we could do it, and no more guessing. Because science." (h/t Larry O'Connor) Compare & Contrast: '"I Saw Goody Ivanka Dancing With the Devil at Midnight - And Then She Turned Me Into a Newt" NEW INVESTIGATION: Ivanka & Jared are part of a quasi-religious movement that claims to teach magic powers to adherents ... including the ability to fly. https://t.co/QVYbZ1fXGA — Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) October 14, 2018 So, Conservative = Healthy. 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