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September 20, 2018
The Morning Report 9/20/18![]() Good morning kids. Running late this Thursday so I will attempt to be brief, despite the fact that there are other things that are really going to get lost in the sauce that are absolutely crucial to be paying attention to. With the Brett Kavanugh Low-Tech Lying Fest, we already know the score. Chuck Grassley has essentially told the Democrats and their Lying Stooge Ford to either shit or get off the pot. IMHO, as of this writing with everything that has happened and the facts as we know them, such as they are, the Dems have stepped on a rake. Instead of torpedoing Trump and energizing their base, they have done exactly the opposite as we head into the home stretch towards the Midterms. But before I touch upon some of the most incredibly insane reactions and proclamations, in the lead and every bit as enlightening as to who and what they are and what they stand for, we have the continuing saga of DNC co-chairman Keith Ellison, whose been accused by his ex-girlfriend of physical and mental abuse. Karen Monahan, who has all but been ignored by the Media (and worse) has come forth with actual medical records detailing the injuries that she allegedly suffered under the pimp-hand of Ellison. To add real insult to real injury, what have the Democrats done? Shunned her, and perhaps even worse. Naturally she now bitterly points out the hypocrisy with what is happening vis a vis Brett Kavanaugh and her own situation. And I don't think I really need to talk about Juanita Broaddrick and the half dozen or more women left in the wake of Bill Clinton. Despite this, Democrat National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has proclaimed he is proud to have Keith Ellison as his number 2 man (the double-meaning of that is perfect). This is more than just disgusting - it's perfectly illustrative of who and what the Democrat-Left are and what they will do to grab, maintain and consolidate their power. In short, they are the embodiment of projection and hypocrisy. And circling back to the Kavanaugh fiasco, here are today's prime examples; a trio of glittering jewels of stupidity and gall. First, we have Senator Maizie "Macadamia Nut" Hirono who is blasting GOP senators for giving Ford the opportunity to testify. Somehow that's abuse. So if we propose waterboarding her you'd be totes cool with that, eh Maizie? Then there's the odious talking coprolite John Garamendi who proclaimed women across the nation should be outraged at what these white senators are doing to Ford. Say, what? Last I looked, Balsey Ford is white. I guess when you have no cards, playing the race card works because I guess he, like all Democrats, think that black people are just too stupid to realize it's not 1991 an this isn't Anita Hill. Loathsome jerk, that one. And finally we have the Eric "Swallows-Well" Swalwell who is threatening that if Kavanaugh is confirmed, that he'll push for judicial impeachment once the Dems sweep into power come November. Sir, you have no ethics, no morals, no class and most of all not two brain cells to rub together and so not the sense to fully understand the words which you have uttered. Do you not realize what you are suggesting? Well, maybe then again he does, given the constant drumbeat that this President stole the election, is illegitimate and is to be opposed "by any means necessary." And this is a tidy way of moving into our next subject which is the James O'Keefe's latest Project Veritas sting in which he exposes State Department and other bureaucrats boasting about their efforts to sabotage directives from the Executive Branch. And surprise, surprise, surprise! Allison Hrabar, the Squeaky-Fromme-mousy-looking-pint-sized-unibrow-thugette who harassed Kirstjen Nielsen has been caught talking about how she uses the resources of the department, on department time, to find out the addresses of Trump supporters and administration members for the purpose of sending goon squads over to protest/harass them and their families. Supposedly the DoJ is now looking into the revelations of this video but I don't know what if anything they'll do. I know what should be done. They should at minimum be fired and their pensions forfeited, union rules be damned. If it's a war they want, then a war is what they should have. Con gusto. And Hrabar et al are just the little foot soldiers in what amounts to insurrection. Hell, they call themselves "the resistance" so why not treat them as such? When Palsi Pelosi and Cuck Schemer, let alone Brennan are calling for those still in the DoJ, FBI and intel agencies to refuse to declassify documents that the President lawfully orders them to, then you have what we call in the trade as "a situation." Again, if this is a war - and it most certainly is, especially after all we have seen and heard since November of 2016 - then it should be treated as such. The ball's in your court, Mr. President. In politics, not to be outdone by the Dems stepping on a rake, the Senate GOP did not include border wall funding in its budget an the House is likely to do the same, McAssKill is now an official no vote on Kavanaugh but with the overwhelming evidence that this is a shit-show, GOP candidates are now running in support of the nominee and PDT, Texas seat that was Democrat for over 100 years is now Republican, Dem candidate loves her some Black Panthers, and House Dems will try yet again to detox from the Botox. In the Amnesty front, Oakland has passed an "Abolish ICE" resolution, the illegal alien animal that killed Mollie Tibbetts pleaded not guilty to murder charges, and since 2010 immigration from Muslim third world paradises is way up. Oh joy. Internationally, PDT will push for religious liberty at the UN, Mike Pompeo has told Kerry to STFD and STFU, and no love between Putin and Xi just yet. Meanwhile, the Joo-Haters are going nuts at the prospect of the Eurovision Song Contest being held in Israel and Ford Motors has a better idea - promote Louis Farrakhan's theory that Jews make black males go homo (must be the weather, or big matzo balls). So, "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" in Ford glove compartments will be making a comeback? Sheesh. Another story getting lost in the sauce is the House passing a bill that redefines the term "Crime of Violence" is raising alarm bells and Snoozy McSnoozerson sounds the right notes about Chicago gun deaths and the ACLU, BLM and Antifa. From hither and yon, Chevy Chase thinks SNL sucks, but not for the same reasons we do, the NFL is in need of more violence; presumably on the field and not the off the field murder, rape, gunplay, drug dealing and mayhem of the players, and lastly, Netflix "documentary" on Roe vs Wade is about as factual as you'd expect. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.
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