Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
McLovin' It Cafe
Obama Judges Decides She's President Now and Will Choose Who Works for the President; Poll: People Want Musk to Keep Cutting Spending, CNN Poll Finds Gavin Newsom Goes on Charlie Kirk to Announce He's Running for President in 2028 Al Green Censured, but 198 Democrats Vote Against Censure; They Surround Him and Sing "We Shall Overcome" Trump Strips Hillary Clinton's Dossier-Cutout Law Firm Perkins Coie of Its Security Clearances It's a Day of Shocks: Voters Don't Think Democrats Know What the Hell They're Doing Shock Report: Now That His Father Is No Longer Fake President, Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle" Trump Pauses Mexico Tarrifs The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
|
« Saturday Gardening Thread: Impatient for a change in the weather? [KT] |
Main
| Chess Thread 08-18-2018 »
August 18, 2018
AoSHQ Pet Thread [KT]![]() Good Afternoon! Take a break and relax for a while in the world of animals. This isn't the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread, but while Misanthropic Humanitarian is struggling to extricate himself from an alternate dimension, The Horde is stepping in with some great content. The deeply philosophical photo above is from long-time lurker, occasional poster Scientist Captain: Not actually my pet, but I saw this vehicle in Salt Lake City, and thought it would be appropriate for the Pet Thread. You have to look closely... Pet Tattoos? I have had some pets who were very difficult to photograph satisfactorily. Perhaps you have, too. Think about this before committing to a pet tattoo. How much harder must it be to capture the personality of a pet on skin? Here are some bad pet tattoos. Some of them are worse than others. PetMorons We got to see his furbabies, but we didn't get to meet The Invisible Hand's Grand Baby (that's what his wife calls her, anyway) last week. Kiwi is a rescued Vizsla who followed his stepdaughter home from a Costa Rican dump where she hung out, by trotting after his stepdaughter's car. She's legal, with papers . . . What an extraordinarily smart move for a dog to make! And what an exotic background Kiwi has. Here she is looking a little more ready for action than Darla. We saw Darla last week when she was fully awake. ![]() Let Sleeping PetMorons Lie Antisocialist describes her wonderful companion like this: This is Cheyenne - classy, classy Cheyenne. I guess it's a testament to how calm she is that she'll flop over and go to sleep like this! ![]() She smiles while she's asleep! Looks like she would probably get along with our niece's dog, Rocky. Someone made the following sexist comment about this photo of him: Like manspreading, but way cuter. ![]() I feel a yawn coming on. PetMorons Ready to Sail From Hillary4Prison: Oh, I do love Saturday's on Ace's site so I can see everyone's pets. Here are my papillons doing what they love - sailing. Papillons are not a well known breed - they are loving, happy little dogs without the attitude of a chihuahua. Happiest with their humans, playful and great entertainment. ![]() Second pupper is Lexi - a 6 1/2 year old Papillon. She is seldom without her signature ball and is always happy and kissy. ![]() Last picture is them together - they love each other, snuggle together and are not often far apart. Papillon is French for "butterfly". Those charming ears look like maybe they could help sail a boat if you pointed the dogs in the right direction. But here's a mascot for those two: a butterfly that sails on the breeze. A Pale Swallowtail. Learn how to attract them in today's Gardening Thread, below this thread. ![]() Finally a kitty! From DR. WTF: Below is a picture of our cat "Tau" (that's his fancy name) Mrs. WTF calls him "Boobers" and I call him little buddy. He's a 3 year old Rag Doll breed. He is the best cat we've ever owned - even tempered and loving. I have to say that I have quite a few tooth and claw scars on my arms from him. We play and he gets rambunctious with me. He just licks my wife. ![]() I love that photo! Why can't I take a pet photo like that? If you would like to send information and/or photos for the Pet Thread while Misanthropic Humanitarian is otherwise occupied, the address is: ktinthegarden No need to send photos if you sent them to Misanthropic Humanitarian in early August. He'll be posting those photos upon his return. Have a great weekend. Give your pets a special pet from us. | Recent Comments
Big Raisin:
"248 Dash, you are beautiful on the outside and ins ..."
anachronda: "244 [i]Team working to bring back the wooly mammot ..." EP: "Sunday is vic's birthday. It would be nice to have ..." MkY: "Found it, Don ..." Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "Hunter's best bet is a tell all book about his dad ..." bob (moron incognitus): "Team working to bring back the wooly mammoth succe ..." FeatherBlade: "[i]What the hell is the point of that? How abou ..." Ace's liver: "Sure, the constitution is set up such that the pre ..." Francis: "Imagine a web site filled with mega-cringe personn ..." James K Polk: "[i]How about bringing back patriotic and sensible ..." fd: "Hunter's best bet is a tell all book about his dad ..." publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb): " There's video from all over of the breakup and ..." Recent Entries
McLovin' It Cafe
Obama Judges Decides She's President Now and Will Choose Who Works for the President; Poll: People Want Musk to Keep Cutting Spending, CNN Poll Finds Gavin Newsom Goes on Charlie Kirk to Announce He's Running for President in 2028 Al Green Censured, but 198 Democrats Vote Against Censure; They Surround Him and Sing "We Shall Overcome" Trump Strips Hillary Clinton's Dossier-Cutout Law Firm Perkins Coie of Its Security Clearances It's a Day of Shocks: Voters Don't Think Democrats Know What the Hell They're Doing Shock Report: Now That His Father Is No Longer Fake President, Hunter Biden's Sales of His "Artworks" Have "Slowed to a Trickle" Trump Pauses Mexico Tarrifs The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition Mid-Morning Art Thread Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |