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May 25, 2018

The Morning Report 5/25/18


Good morning kids. The weekend is here and we have two stories in the lead the broke yesterday. First, there was an apparent terrorist attack at an Indian restaurant in Toronto when an IED exploded and injured 15 people. Two suspects are still on the loose. Second, a good guy with a gun shot and killed a would-be mass shooter at an Oklahoma City restaurant after opening fire on patrons. So far, two are reported to have been wounded but there were no fatalities. Lord knows the Media is going to bury these stories, especially the latter, so stay tuned here.

Moving right along, it is now becoming crystal clear to all that have eyes to see and a brain not clouded by knee-jerk Leftist indoctrination and propaganda that ex-President Obama and his acolytes utterly violated their oaths and used the instrumentalities of law enforcement and national security to engineer a plot to spy on the Trump campaign to derail his candidacy, then destroy his presidency in order to both preserve Obama's legacy and now, to save their collective asses from prosecution (if it ever comes to that). What is amazing to see, albeit not really surprising I guess, is that the entire Democrat-Media complex is contorting itself into such wild, twisted "Altered States"-esque contortions that the President is guilty of conspiring with Russia to steal the 2016 elections. Witness what Eric Swalwell spewed out on Anderson Poofter's broadcast (linked below), or the oleaginous bipedal turd Jerrold Nadler accusing PDT and Nunes of breaking federal law by outing the name of the "informant" already revealed by the Slimes and the Compost, or what that slug Al Green is ranting about. What was once infuriating is now risible and indeed I just laugh at it. This pull quote from the Soros piece characterizes it quite well:

...A year later, it is the Special Counsel, his dream team of special investigators, the FBI, Hillary Clinton, and the Obama Administration who are twisting in the wind. They have, in the process of finding no serious crimes in the Trump camp, revealed several serious crimes of their own. And unless I'm seriously mistaken, we have now gone through seven long rounds, the left has all but punched itself out in the heat, and Trump, a fan and friend of Muhammad Ali, is about to come off the ropes swinging.

Unless, of course, there's a great blue wave, or a tsunami, or a surging river, or a waterfall, or a leaky faucet getting ready to break and sweep away the whole country away with it.

Go ahead, believe it - with all your heart - and repeat it to anyone who will listen, and as often as you can. It is, after all, the secret of progressive success.

As we move along to the rest of the links, you will see that there are several stories, especially in the Politics category that underscore the Left's rage as the walls cave in on them. First though, it turns out the Capitol Police gave crucial evidence in the Democrat Hacking scandal to the lawyer for the Awan's instead of giving it to the prosecutors. Well done, boys. You have a promising future in the Broward County Sheriff's Dept.

Speaking of which, it turns out that years before the Parkland shooting, the Broward Coward covered up sexual assault allegations against Sheriff Israel's son. Ah yes, the glories of an untouchable public pension. And our friend, Little Shitller the Camera Hogg is threatening to launch a boycott of Publix unless they fork over $1 million and publicly renounce the NRA. If I were the chairman of Publix, I'd serve him with a $100 million lawsuit for tortious interference.

Moving back an amendment, Mark Levin reminds us of how Obama abused the press (not that he had to really since they were eager to rhetorically [or otherwise] fellate him), Daniel Greenfield on the real collusion between the Deep State and the Media and finally, Elon Musk, whose entrepreneurial savvy is in direct proportion to his access to the public trough, has the perfect name for his journalist rating site. And then there's news that Amazon is partnering with law enforcement to create AI facial recognition technology. Considering the likes of Mueller, Comey as well as Scott Israel, doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

On the international front, despite the President nixing the summit with Whoa, Fat!, the chunk has now announced that he is still open to meeting with PDT. No matter; the Dems, Media and Cuck-servatives are still blaming PDT. Meanwhile, Mike Pompeo teed off on Mark Udall (D)-Ickweed for asking about the President's tax returns during a Foreign Relations Committee meeting. What a f***ing jerk! But it is illustrative that the Democrats have absolutely nothing to run on and that Pompeo and hopefully others in the administration are following the President's lead in dealing with these clowns.

From hither and yon, Rachel Dolezal of stolen pallor fame is in hot water for running a welfare fraud scheme (don't even go there, people), the movie "Show Dogs" was, er, pulled from the theaters because of handlers handling K-9 junk on screen, and lastly the President issued an official pardon of legendary black heavyweight Jack Johnson. No news from the Congressional Black Caucasians or the NAACP. Obama must've been napping from that one.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.


  • IED Explodes in Toronto Indian Restaurant; 15 Wounded, Suspects Still at Large
  • Armed Citizen Kills Would-Be Mass Shooter Who Opened Fire at Oklahoma City Restaurant

  • Trump Goes on the Offensive
  • The FBI Used Its Secret Spy Program to Protect Killers, Jail Innocents and Screw Victims
  • The London to Langley Spy Ring: The Roots of Obamagate Become Clearer
  • Mitch McCoCbrother: "Nothing Particularly Surprising" About Info Revealed in Contentious FBI Briefing
  • Pathetic: Jerrold Nadler Claims PDT, Nunes Broke Federal Law by Disclosing FBI Spy
  • Congress Must "Fight for Its Rightful Role" Overseeing Spy Agencies
  • Sorry, But Obama White House, Not Dossier, Was Behind Trump Investigation
  • Spin in the Open Society or the Old Rope-a-Dope? Why PDT is Flummoxing Soros & Company

  • Capitol Police "Accidentally" Gave Evidence to House Hacking Suspect Awan's Attorneys Instead of Prosecutors

  • Previously Deported MS-13 Animal Who Came Here as Unaccompanied Minor Accused of Murder
  • Poll Shows Majority of Americans Agree with PDT that MS-13 Animals are Animals

  • Broward Coward Peterson Accused of "Covering Up" Alleged Sexual Assault by Sheriff Israel's Son
  • Little Shitler Attempts to Shakedown Publix for $1 Million and Anti-NRA Pledge

  • Levin: Hysterical Media Has Forgotten Obama's Actual Abuses of the Press
  • Spit-Take Dept.: Elon Musk Wants to Name His Journalist Rating Site Pravda
  • Greenfield: CIA or CNN? The Media Deep State's Echo Chamber

  • After Mauling by Tucker Carlson, Eric "Not Confiscation-Confiscation" Swalwell Appears on Anderson Pooper for Rhetorical Tongue Bath
  • I'm a Democrat and the Left's Russia Gaslighting Scares Me More Than Trump Does
  • Anti-Trump Forces Threaten GOP Lawmakers' Lives in Name of #Resistance
  • Radical Dems Rising: There Weren't Too Many Moderates Left in the Party Anyway
  • Iowa Dem State Senator Suspends Run for Governor After Sexual Misconduct Allegations

  • SoS Pompeo Goes Off on Tom Udall for Question About PDT Tax Returns During Foreign Relations Committee Hearing
  • PDT Suggests Chi-Coms Responsible for NorK Setbacks
  • Angry Critics Deride PDT's Summit No-Go, BUT...
  • ...Whoa, Fat! Blinks - Still Wants to Meet PDT Despite Cancellation
  • Whoa, Fat! Just Met "Art of the Deal"
  • GOP Leadership Kills Congressional Measure to Recognize Israeli Sovereignty Over Golan Heights
  • Not Eyeless in Gaza
  • State Dept. to Russia: Stop Lying and Account for Your Role in Shooting Down Malaysian Airliner

  • FBI Warns Iran May Launch New Cyber Attacks

  • A Banner Week for GOP's Efforts to Ease Burden on Banks
  • Iceberg Ahead: As Government Payments on Debt Increase, Will Healthcare's Growing Share of GDP Spell Disaster?
  • Dems Blast PDT for High Gas Prices... After Spending Years Trying to Force Them Up
  • Study: The Number 1 Reason Any Americans Are Poor is Because They're Not Working (mostly because of socialist social engineering - jjs)

  • Appeals Court Rejects Bid to Save Assisted Suicide
  • Nominee to Head DoJ Civil Rights Division Ken Marcus Finally Gets a Floor Vote

  • Heh: Planned Parenthood Quietly Begging Trump Administration to Bust Its Colorado Union Local
  • CDC Outs Media in Obamacare Lies
  • Six Ways to Help Women When Abortion is Finally Outlawed

  • Evergreen State Cutting Dozens of Faculty and Staff Due to Plummeting Enrollment
  • Purges on Campus

  • Is 100% Renewable Energy Possible

  • Rachel "White is the New Black" Dolezal Faces Felony Theft Charges for Elaborate Welfare Fraud Scheme
  • Amazon Partners with Law Enforcement to Deploy AI Facial Recognition Surveillance Technology
  • Tastemakers Have Opened the Floodgates of Preachy PC Art
  • PDT Grants Posthumous Pardon to Black Boxing Legend Jack Johnson; (Pelosi, Schumer, NAACP, CBC Still Formulating Condemnation - jjs)
  • The Big Reveal: Lotteries Prey Upon Winners and Losers
  • "Show Dogs" Pulled from Theaters Over Inappropriate Dog Genital Groping Scenes

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