Unveiled: The Barack Obama Presidential Library and Crossfit Center

Obamamandias:

The Center for Chilling With Interesting Italians will feature a sledding hill, a women's garden (is this not sexist, sweetie?) and a Sports Center, where I guess you can peruse all the brackets Obama filled out for his eight years in office.

This is gay:

The main building was designed based on an image of hands coming together in a sign of unity.

From the Obama Center website:

The Forum is two-story public meeting space, with one story above grade and one below ground, where people of all backgrounds can come together for programming.

Yes, Obama and his henchmen in the media were pretty invested in Programming masses of people.

The building is designed to look like four hands coming together and being stronger together. You know, like a bunch of sticks coming together being stronger together. You know, like Mussolini's faggot symbol. (A literal faggot symbol.)

The Museum building is a tower -- representing ascension, hope, and what ordinary people have the power to do together. Its design was inspired by a photo of four hands coming together.

So far we have a place for "programming" and an aesthetic that symbolizes individuals coming together into a formless mass where they can feel Powerful and Alive for once in their pathetic lives.

Let's see what other fascist design imperatives are baked into this ugly cake:

The Obama Presidential Center concept model, as seen from above and the northwest. As visitors ascend through the museum, they will be treated to expansive views to the north through an enormous "window," which will also allow passersby on foot, bike, car, bus or train to look into the OPC and sense the vitality and lift of this important institution.

Ah, wonderful. The masses on the ground will be able to gaze up at the height and power of this monument to a Cult of Personality.

The Museum Building is meant to represent hope, ascension and what ordinary people have the power to do together.

Again, the design emphasizes that "ordinary" people cannot achieve feats as individuals, but only as part of a collective dominated by a Man in the High Tower.

You know what this project needs? Some kind of Brandenburg Gate type structure.

The Museum, Forum, and Library Buildings will wrap around a community-facing public plaza that will act as another gateway into the park.

Ah there you go.

It would also be swell if we could have a place for the Obama Youth to form into athletic collective units.

The Athletic Center will invite the community to take part in physical activity year round, highlighting the importance of teamwork and exercise through sports.

Perfect!

posted by Ace at 01:35 PM

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