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January 10, 2018

Video of Antifa Self-"Defense" Training, With Commentary

I got obsessed with this guy last night. He's the meanest guy on the Internet. Some of his cracks are funny not because they're funny but only because they're so uncalled-for mean.

He goofs on Crossfit constantly. He was talking about some skinny guy who "has no gains" at Crossfit and commented on the guy's t-shirt: "I didn't know that t-shirt came in size Extra-AIDS."

Stuff like that.

His catchphrase is "ZERO," which he says when counting reps of an exercise. Because most of the people he goofs on never actually complete a single correctly-performed rep, he just counts each as "Zero, zero, zero."

Anyway, here are some of those Antifa guys you heard about last year, prepping for battle.

This is a lot less frightening than it first seemed.


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