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January 13, 2018

Weird News Dump

And this is how you ruin the Nectar of God

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Good morning. Let us peruse the headlines that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.

And you thought cell phone contracts were bad.
Love. Tattoos and a smart phone.
No confession from Caligirl. Yet.
But is it punishment if you enjoy it?
One of those good news/bad news news story.
What are a few parked vehicles mixed in with the snowflakes?
Weird? F*cking nuts.
Something is wrong if you make the Weird News Dump twice in a span of a month.
Romantic and frugal what a combination.
Splodey nuts.
This isn't weird it's F*cked up news.
Pantsless AoSHQ has something in common with the UK
Be careful for what you wish for.
Pizza Fornicator?

Enjoy these stories or something else that tickles your fancy in this open thread. Play nice with one another.

Have a great weekend!!!

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