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November 08, 2026
First World Problems...
Those are the control wires for an irrigation system. The unit still worked...barely, but I grew tired of having to predict the weather two weeks in advance, so I decided to swap it out for a WiFi unit that I can control remotely.
Great! Except the new one is far smaller than the original, and the paint around it was a mess anyway.
One problem. What f*cking color are the garage walls? I have no idea, it isn't labeled on any of the cans in the basement, and every attempt I made to get close seemed to make it worse.
Obviously I will have to repaint the entire house.
Big Paint might be worse than Big Ice!