Saturday Night Club ONT - November 7, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The Moose is outside enjoying the crisp fall weather but always ready for action.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Two ladies were walking home from the bar, they had to pee and cut through the cemetery to save time, but couldn’t hold it. One used her panties to wipe, the other grabbed a ribbon of a nearby wreath.

The next morning their husbands were talking in the yard.

One says “I think my wife is having an affair. She came home last night and her panties were missing.”

The other man says “That’s nothing. My wife had a ribbon taped to her ass that read from the men at fire house 9, we’ll never forget you!”

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A woman was convinced her husband was having an affair with the maid, so she decided to set a trap.

One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without telling her husband.

That night, after they went to bed, her husband gave his usual excuse.

“Excuse me, dear. My stomach is bothering me,” he said before heading to the bathroom.

The wife immediately got out of bed and slipped into the maid’s bed. She turned off the lights and waited.

When her husband returned, he quietly climbed into bed and wasted no time. He had his way with her without saying a word.

When he finished and was still catching his breath, the wife said, “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you?”

She then switched on the light.

“No, ma’am,” replied the gardener.

Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 8 of Hearts from our deck of playing card cocktails

Club ONT Department of Coming Attractions

Club ONT Department of Geography

Fun facts:

1) Cleveland, Ohio is only two miles further west than Jacksonville, Florida.

2) Most of South America (especially Brazil and the eastern half of the continent) is east of the entire US East Coast. The extreme western edge of South America (Peru) aligns with Jacksonville, Florida.

3) All of Florida is south of California. Florida's northernmost point is roughly 100 miles south of California's southern border.

4) The long western stretch of the Canada-U.S. border follows the 49th parallel. The Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport actually lies almost exactly on the 49th parallel. In other words, every part of Europe north of Paris is further north than any part of the US mainland.

5) Calgary is only 32 miles south of London. All of Ireland is north of Calgary.

6) Both Los Angeles and San Diego, California are further east than Reno, Nevada.

7) Rome, Italy is the same latitude as Chicago, Illinois.

Club ONT Department of Customer Service

Club ONT is considering installing advertising screens at each sink to enhance the Club's financial position. It is possible that you may not otherwise receive advertising while you wash your hands, so new advertising screens will fill that space. Heaven forbid that you have a moment to yourself without commercial stimulus. The good news is that you can purchase advertising time to ensure your message gets to the (clean handed) Moron Horde. Please contact the Club ONT management for a rate card. Special introductory rates may be available.

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So THAT'S why the Moose out Front drives a vehicle with Maine license plates. We've been wondering about that!

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