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January 13, 2018
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Dog put to work. Mush! Mush!! More dogs put to work. Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow.
We must look like soft marks because we have, not one, but two rescue kittehs. First was a Siamese mix, named sam.i.am, a/k/a “Dirt” because he likes to roll around in the dirt. Dirt was about 18 months old when someone dumped him out in the country (because everyone knows that country folk adopt any and all pets dumped out their way, amirite?). That was actually our lucky day! Dirt is what my cat friend terms a “great cat” because he has a good disposition and generally does not use his claws or teeth on the furniture or on the humans who cater to his every wish and demand. Dirt is an outdoor cat and genuinely prefers to be outdoors, except on chilly mornings when a warm bed is available. No need to thank me, it is you folks who keep this thread going.
Family members love the pet thread and asked that Gracie be included. She is variously also known as Hell Hound and Devil Dog. She has taste-tested the entire apartment. -Lurker Hard to believe that cute puppeh would have taste tested the entire apartment. Cute.
Penny Leonard and Jawa, our beloved rescues that have rescued us as well. That must have been a challenge in getting them all dressed up for the Horde. Thanks sending this in.
Lexi just woke me up for breakfast.-Carol Thanks for sharing Carol. Hopefully Lexi is catching on with your sleep routine.
This my daughter-in-law's Bull Mastiff, Chyna. Conor has been a great help and reminds me of a mosquito, constantly buzzing around his girl friend Chyna, secure in the knowledge that he is the Alpha dog. I took this picture when Conor was discussing the "Canine Philosophy of Sharing Your Bones" with Chyna. The gratuitous snarling and growling must be heard to be believed, although no dogs were injured in the taking of this picture. It is so good to hear from you Hrothgar. Good to see Conor is in training mode.
Wingler was our Red Tri Australian Shepherd. She loved camping and hiking with us, swimming at Dog Beach, and playing at the park. We don't get snow in San Diego, so I drove her out to Mount Laguna to see snow for the first time. It was one of the best days of either of our lives. She passed in July of 2016, but we had 14 wonderful years with her. I still miss her every day. Thanks for letting me share- Robert the Bruce She looks pooped after being in the snow all day. Thanks for sharing Robert the Bruce. We appreciate it.
Hi there. Permanent hermit-lurker and decade+ long fan of the HQ (just got my copy of the Cookbook!). This is my big guy Bubba. He's a Maine Coon; big, autistic (he is oblivious when I make eye contact with him), lazy as hell, chirpy and chatty, and a fur explosion. I got him from a rescue shelter 2 years ago I think he's about 4 years old. He knows how to chill and knows he runs the joint. Thanks Morons! -Lurker Art A terribly abused looking critter if you ask the Horde. Thanks for the submission Lurker Art.
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