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January 06, 2018

EMT 1/6/18 A Country Song New Year edition

So, last Sunday my dog died.

Tuesday as a consequence of my company's "merger" (read: hostile takeover that my old CEO got completely rolled on and that our company very literally paid for before the new BOD voted him out) I got laid off from a job I managed to hold for 12 years.

I should really try to drum up some depression.

But you know what? Fuck it, that's what.

I've got a screamin' economy and a good severance package which will allow me to look for a better paying job in said screamin' economy without needing to dip into cash reserves for several months.

I'm good at what I do. I'll abide.

I do miss that dog something awful though.


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posted by krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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