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January 06, 2018

Weird News Dump

(Today is one of those)

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The first Saturday of the year. It looks like the New Year continues to be as weird as the last year.

Take a look.

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A penny saved, is a penny earned and PIA to count.
A perfect Democratic candidate.
It looks like there are Morons in New Zealand
Why does the public hate us?
No get away plan for this genius.
That was quite a joy ride.
Cooking with your mouth. No thanks.
Recycled booze. Ugh.
Aspiring dentists be careful what you sign.
That didn't work out too well after all.
Kiss and make up?
Missed it by that much >\<
How cold is it? It's so cold that nipples are chipping.
Black face=Bad. White dick=Good
Quite the workout. NSFW
Some people can hold their booze and others, well, not really.
Previously covered (phrasing?) in the Weird News Dump, largest penis is a scam?

Hopefully there are enough weird stories to talk about. If not, help yourself to something else in this open thread. Just remember, leave the 'ettes pony tails alone. They are not cootie carriers. No running with sharp objects and be nice to one another.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM

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