Former Washington Post Doyenne Sally Quinn: I Murdered Three Enemies, Using My Witchcraft Hex Powers

Yeah I don't know what "doyenne" really means either. But I've seen the word in this context.

I think it means a spazz who goes around saying "A-DOYYYY!!!" But the feminine version of that.

Anyway, the headline is not a fake. She claims that she placed three witchcraft curses on three people, and they all died. (One was first fired and humiliated, and then later died of cancer. That seems like a long time between spell and spell effect, but she's counting it as a win, so I will too.)

Meet your new Ruling Caste, same as the old Ruling Castes of primitive societies.

Must-read piece.

She even killed a fortune teller for a fortune she didn't like.

Quinn confesses to believing in everything except God-- psychic premonitions, tarot cards, spells obviously, etc.)

So she went to the fortune teller, who made the mistake of seeing a poor future for her miserable get:

[The charlatan] foretold an unhappy future for Quinn’s son and, after Sally worked her mojo, died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

Now, most of us don't think Sally Quinn really killed these people with her Witchcraft Powers.

But she does.

And she tells her stories of murdering three people by her own hand -- well, her own psychic hand -- as if murder is just a cutesy pastime of the wealthy and jaded.

No one in her Caste finds this the least distasteful? The Ruling Caste rants and raves about Alex Jones, but, to my knowledge at least, Jones has not claimed to have murdered anyone with his psychic powers.

Do Not Criticize Your Very Rational, Very Even-Tempered Democrat-Media Complex Ruling Caste

Or else they'll call upon Satan to deliver a spirit familiar to give you cancer.

posted by Ace at 05:16 PM

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