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October 19, 2017

Funny Thing And Then a Complaint

WELP THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY pic.twitter.com/6uso214Pcm
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) October 17, 2017

Now, I don't know the answer to this. Speaking as a father, would you say that if you have parental controls on your cable subscription, the titles of the porno movies are blocked and not visible?

Because, seriously, the titles are pornographic themselves. They're not doing cutesy puns anymore like "Splendor in the Ass." The tiles are now pretty much like that last one.

Speaking as a father (well, speaking as a non-father), I kinda worry about kids seeing titles like that.

One more funny bit: In a debate on Tax Reform, Bernie Sanders says Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor.

Ted Cruz corrects him to point out Robin Hood was stealing from the tax collectors, who were tax-farming the peasants to death.

posted by Ace at 07:11 PM

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