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August 26, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Good morning. Pour yourself a mug. Then dive into the weird news of the week. Here are just a few incidents that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.

From restaurants to funeral homes, robots lower labor costs.
Not quite dogs playing poker on velvet. Or why CBD won't post this in Mid-Day Art Thread.
To each their own.
Huh? Can't hear you.
Too cute for her own good. Or don't work for a former lesbian.
Good-bye ~~WKRP~~ Nude Camp in Cincinnati
The 3 R's and an anti-prostitute fence.
Talk about some lucky cats.
Texting, what can't you do?
Robots. Sex. Cheating. The world is a f*cked up place.
Quite the thank you.
Disco sucks. So do your nails.
Sex festival is a killer.

Feel free to talk about these stories or something else in this open thread. Management requests that you don't run with sharp objects and play nice with one another.

Here's hoping you have a great weekend!!!

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