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August 10, 2017

The Morning Report 8/10/17


Good morning kids. Sorry for the late post; computer crashed. The Korean crisis continues to dominate the linkage this morning as the fat psycho is now openly planning to launch a salvo of missiles at Guam later this month. Secretary of Defense Mattis has issued an unambiguous warning that backs up PDT's "fire and fury" statement from the other day. Check the link out anyway for a couple of other classic Mattis-isms.

Meanwhile, over in the DC Sewer, the unaccountable politburo of the CFPB is pumping out another edict that will prove to be a windfall to the trial lawyers, and a not insignificant 6.5 million people paid the fine tax fine tax rather than sign on to Obamacare. Meanwhile, as the nation's oldest pro-Israel group has called for McMusturd to resign, PDT is standing by him. At the same time, the president has blasted McYertle for his comments about "excessive expectations" from the voters and yet he is endorsing an establishment stooge, Luther Strange, in the Alabama special senate race. There were a couple of Alabama morons who mentioned that Strange was preferable to Brooks or Moore, so I guess I have to defer to them since I don't know the political landscape of the state. Still, it is axiomatic to me that anyone or anything McYertle pushes has got to be bad for America.

Lastly, the one thing that jumped out at me was the statistic and article that almost one quarter of all federal prison inmates are illegal aliens. And yet, Dondi, McStains and Schemer think that we're assholes that need to STFD and STFU. Right back at you.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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