The Magnificient Butthurt of #NeverTrump D*bag Bret Stephens

So, just before the ONT, how's about we start out this week with a nice, tall glass of schadenfreude?

I voted for HRC. Said so on FNC. Will left GOP on account of DJT. If this is how she now speaks of NeverTrumpers, no wonder she fell short. https://t.co/I3CnMTvyyY

— Bret Stephens (@BretStephensNYT) May 26, 2017

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

( *catches breath* )

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Kind of burned your bridges there, didn't you, Bret, you miserable little shit? How do you like your new friends now? You know, it would've been one thing if you had just said, look, I just can't support DJT so I'm sitting this one out. Or even voted for brain-damaged pot-head Gary Johnson. I don't agree with those two options, but I can see that they're at least defensible. But voting for the most corrupt politician in modern history in the name of "conservative" principles? Really? Did ever, even just *once*, stop to consider how *stupid* your words sounded as they came out of your mouth?

But, as been observed on this blog before, this election was a great clarifying moment in which many masks came off and many hidden truths were revealed. Like we now know that #NeverTrump scum Bret Stephens is a despicable traitor. And that when push comes to shove, he's pretty much OK with the ever-expanding, ever more intrusive state.

So piss off, rodent. How could you ever believe that we would *not* think of you as anything but a sell-out, a fraud, and a coward? Because the last thing we need is another fake conservative apologist for the Deep State. God knows we have enough of those already.

And the funny part is, your new friends will never accept you. No matter how long you rant and rave against DJT, it will never be good enough. They, too, can smell a rat.

So enjoy your stay out in the howling wilderness. Your butthurt is glorious, magnificent, and utterly deserved. I drink it like fine wine and laugh at your misfortune.

May the winds always blow bitter against you. Your new friends hate you and from those you abandoned, you've earned nothing but contempt. I have more respect for the gunk down at the bottom of my dishwasher.

And remember, you did this to yourself.

My only regret is that I didn't post this on Friday. We could've been laughing about it all weekend.

And speaking of lame tweets, you can trust the NY Times to ask pertinent, hard-hitting questions:

What led Salman Abedi to bomb the Manchester arena? https://t.co/hRQEDB76Bp

— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 28, 2017

We may never know.

posted by OregonMuse at 09:24 PM

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