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May 24, 2017

Chelsea Clinton: We Have to Look at the Cosmic "Interconnectedness" of Forced Child Marriage and... Global Warming

Nature abhors a vacuous nepot. The leftist media, on the other hand, can't get enough of it.

Chelsea Clinton continues batting 1.000 in peddling glibly sophomoric pablum that would choke Depak Chopra like an oversized penis engorged with PC Pieties.

Apparently Chelsea Clinton -- Scholar, Sage, Idiot -- has failed to notice that the countries accused most frequently of causing climate change have been the ones to elevate the age of consent, liberate women so that they're not chattel to be bargained off for a number of goats, and make family-arranged rape socially unacceptable.

But she's now the draw for her parents' continuing efforts at worldwide graft as charity, so we continue to see her pronouncements eagerly repeated by the media.

This is the woman whose pronouncements are so vapid -- silly-string and bubble-gum for the brain -- that even a liberal writer at the very liberal Variety called her out.

Also worth reading: Kyle Smith's take-down of this empty vessel that can be filled with her parents' dreams of easy cash.

She's not just a little girl anymore, you know, not just someone's daughter or campaign prop. Chelsea Clinton is a person, no, a citizen, no, a global citizen, and she is done being quiet.

Hear, world, as Chelsea speaks out.

She is speaking out about social media: "I've recognized, as a lot of people have, that Twitter is a vehicle for me to share my thoughts."

Shes speaking out on movies: "Of course Im going to see Furious 8. I've already seen Logan. I love that Logan is being succeeded by a little girl."

She's speaking out on the Clinton Foundation: "At its most distilled level, we try to make a positive, impactful, empowering difference in whatever ways we can."

She's speaking out on speaking out: "This is not the time to be silent or stay on the sidelines."

With the exception of a few resentful Twitter pokes at the man responsible for rendering her mom an isolated forest monster -- Chappaquatch-- instead of the most powerful woman in the history of the planet, everything Chelsea says is pretty much like this. The positions she articulates on progress (pro), climate change (anti), and gauzy, inspirational, make-the-world-a-better-place-for-girls-and-women goodness (super-duper pro) are verbal fentanyl.

Everything she says is a platitude wrapped in a cliche washed down with a bromide. She's the dusty end of the greeting-card section, the lite FM of famous-person chatter, a human press release.

In short, Chelsea Clinton is becoming the champion dullard of our time. This didnt happen by chance: Were talking about the ever-calculating Clintonworld here. The dullness is a strategy, a demented post-last-ditch effort by the Clinton gals to finally power Hillary into the Oval Office. But I'll come back to that.

Better put some ice on that.


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