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May 10, 2017

The Morning Report 5/10/17

Good morning, kids. Well, the fallout over James Comey's long overdue firing continues. I'm sure it will dominate today's thread, and I've tried to post the best links about the story up top. One thing is for certain, the non-hack decent agents and operatives at the FBI are shouting a collective "hallelujah!" And Joe diGenova, who was apoplectic when Comey covered up for Hillary at that now infamous press conference puts it plainly:

"It was long overdue," said diGenova, who served as U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia under President Ronald Reagan. "I'm very proud of the president of the United States . . . He did exactly what should have been done. He [Comey] was and is a very dangerous man." By "dangerous," diGenova said he means that "[Comey] is so unpredictable and so self-indulgent and so self-righteous."

Personally, I think our own poet-laureate Muldoon won the interwebs yesterday with this gem:

Said Donald J. Trump to James Comey,
"I've got some bad news for you, Homey!

Since you've now been Muldooned

Let's rub salt in the wound--

You're fired, but first. . . you will blow me!"

Anyway, there are other links, as always, from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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