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Quote I The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Will Rogers
When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides? Mark Twain Quote III School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers. H.L Mencken
Somethings just can't be unseen or unheard. The ONT warns you this is one of those. Shut up you Fat Little F*ck. Looks like he needs a little redistribution on the Hostess Ho-Hos.
Before satellites, before drones, The original eye in the sky. As the moon hung high in the morning Cincinnati sky, an eccentric aeronaut blasts one last puff of coal gas into his balloon, the "Enterprise." It is April 20, 1861, and just eight days earlier the first shots had rang out at Fort Sumter and ignited the Civil War, a conflict that would eventually claim nearly 625,000 American lives. But on this day, dressed in a fancy silk hat and a black long frock coat, Prof. Thaddeus Lowe prepares for his latest and most important test flight. He knew that a divided Union would need him—and his balloon.
Morons can be found world wide. They come in all different sizes and ages. In Sweden, Morons start young. 11 dogs that are incredibly klutzy. Animals are just like people. When it comes to being coordinated, some just didn't inherit the athletic gene. But if these great pets didn't make the flyball championship team or get teased at the dog park — so what? They have amazing personalities and really, isn't it just about how hard you try?
May 10, 1969, Frank Sinatra's version of 'My Way' made the British Top ten for the first time. Over the next three years it re-entered the Top 50 singles chart on eight different occasions. Paul Anka re-wrote the original French song for Sinatra, after he told Anka he was quitting the music business. Anka changed the melodic structure and lyrics to the song with Sinatra in mind. via thisdayinmusic.com
May 10, 1960, Born on this day, Paul Hewson, (Bono), vocals, guitar, U2, (1984 UK No.3 single 'Pride, In The Name Of Love' plus over 25 other UK Top singles, 1987 UK and worldwide No.1 album The Joshua Tree spent 156 weeks on the UK chart. Scored five consecutive US No.1 albums from 1987.) via thisdayinmusic.com
Whether a nurse is prepping you for a shot at the doctor's office or you are being patted down at the airport before catching a flight, functionally intimate situations are often unavoidable. While being touched in these professional settings might be necessary for your health or safety, the sensation of being touched by a stranger is obviously very different than being touched by a lover or friend. We discuss Valu-Rite. We jokingly laugh and say "Here, hold my beer!" But not everyone is wired to drink. 10 questions you would like to ask a recovering alcoholic. Alcohol is all fun and games until it's not anymore. It's clear that heavy drinking damages your insides—and possibly some relationships and bar stools. But much more can be destroyed when people start to become dependent on alcohol—which the NHS estimates in the UK is about 9 percent of men and 4 percent of women.
Since we are discussing alcohol, this next story, falls under the category of Better late than never. Gin is recalled. A little too much alcohol. h/t ibguy Canada is experiencing a nation-wide recall of Bombay Sapphire London Dry Gin. The pull comes from the Canadian Food Inspection Agency after it was discovered that bottles had much more alcohol than advertised. A fitting song for the situation at hand.
Fortunately the Anti-Smoking Nazis aren't involved in this art restoration project. Churchill statute to be reunited with his cigar. The bronze statue of the two famous Second World War leaders sitting on a bench – called simply Allies – was unveiled in Mayfair, central London in 1995 to commemorate 50 years of peace. Before Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren, there was Lillian Smith, Faux "Sioux" Sharpshooter. And then there was Wenona, the Sioux girl. Alice Cooper, Schadenboners & Bittersweet Tears. Wonderful. Some shit never gets old. I can't imagine living with a big-ass chip on my shoulder. Complaints about cultural misappropriation now Poverty Misappropriation. Want a tiny house? Why your guilty of being a poverty misappropriater. . How many folks, I wonder, who have engaged in the Tiny House Movement have ever actually lived in a tiny, mobile place? Because what those who can afford homes call “living light,” poor folks call “gratitude for what we’ve got.”
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