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May 11, 2017

The Morning Report 5/11/17


Good morning, kids. That was a fun, and much needed musical open thread last night before the ONT. Back to reality, or in some instances madness. In that light two stories illustrate the utter vacancy of Leftist thought. Cray-Cray Aunt Esther, aka Maxine Waters (who is the new fresh face of the Democrat Party, or so they tell me), out of one side of her mouth rails against President Trump firing James Comey and then from the other side of her dentures claims it would have been completely proper for Hillary Clinton - who will never be President of the United States of America - to fire him. And then, on national television, Stephen Colbert demonstrated a mass shock-the-monkey moment, wherein when he announced the breaking news that Comey had been fired, the audience of Lefties and Millenials burst into applause since Comey was in their eyes an Emanuel Goldstein figure. Colbert had to remind them that they are now supposed to support him. Up front, I have linked to a story where a Senator from Nevada, who I have never heard of, wants to abandon elections and use diversity to select lawmakers. Hint: few if any whites, practicing Christians or men will be allowed. I'm sure I saw that somewhere in Oscar Madison's Notes or that dude Alex B. Tokeville. We laugh at this garbage at our peril because the instant they have the chance, they will be at our throats. Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

UP FRONT THIS MORNING: Who IS This Broad?! Nevada Senator Masto Wants Quotas Instead of Free Elections

Long Distance Dedication to Maxine, Stephen and all the Cool Cats

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