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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau Quote IV Many of the most highly publicized events of my presidency are not nearly as memorable or significant in my life as fishing with my daddy. Jimmy Carter
Although non-Germans make up approximately 10% of the overall German population, they accounted for 30.5% of all crime suspects in the country in 2016.
Muslims from the Middle East are the fastest-growing legal immigration into the U.S., more than Mexico or Central America. You do the math.
The gun community continues to react to news of a deal made by Springfield Armory and Rock River Arms to carve out an exemption from a state licensing scheme (SB-1657). Both Springfield and Rock River Arms have issued statements denying any knowledge of the deal negotiated on their behalf by the lobbyist for the Illinois Firearms Manufacturing Association (IFMA). An organization funded by Springfield Armory and Rock River Arms.
![]() Screw Magazine conducts interviews about dreams. “I dream all the time, lovely dreams. I dream about my wife. I don’t have nightmares. What do I got to be afraid of? I’m an old fighter pilot from World War 2. I’ve been knifed, shot and everything else.” – Mickey Spillane
Goodbye to a 146 year tradition, Ringling Brothers to close its doors. Although the show went on for 146 years, ticket sales have now fallen considerably, forcing Ringling Bros. out of business.
Now the boys all thought I’d lost my sense, Are you enjoying a Valu-Rite tonight? What proof is it? You don't know? How alcohol proof is determined. An early example of beneficial government regulation, to proof alcohol was simply to test and verify that the contents of a barrel of liquid was what it was claimed to be. Is the decline in religion contributing to the special snowflake protests? Such a state seems to lend further credence to McWhorter’s belief that college protests have become a form of faith and mode of religious devotion for those who take part in them. If you think about it, such an occurrence is natural, for religious involvement gives individuals a sense of community and a cause worth living for. Take that away, and people will naturally search for a cause or meaning to replace it.
I guess your humble Cob is cruel, cold and hardhearted. I don't see the comparison to Pro-Life and Pro-Climate control. No one has definitely said what the perfect temperature is or should be. “When we talk about creation care in pro-life terms, in caring for our children, both born and unborn, 97 to 98 percent of people get it,” says Rev. Mitch Hescox, president and chief executive of the Pennsylvania-based Evangelical Environmental Network. “That’s one of the reasons that I believe our community is growing to take more action, to protect God’s creations and to protect children.” It appears that Rev. Hescox missed this:
Out traveling today I stopped in at my favorite convenience store for a cup of coffee. It was a chain and therefore had the resources to place caloric signs on the coffee urns, the creamer dispenser and the pre-made food tray. But, what about the small Mom & Pop stores? Trump administration says "No, to a death of a thousand cuts." The Trump administration is delaying an onerous Obamacare regulation that left confusion as to what a menu is. ![]()
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There's two ways to read this. Either this guy really took the break-up hard. Or, after his wife left him, he decided to live exactly as he wanted, and he was the happiest man in the world.
May 3, 1976, Paul McCartney made his first concert appearance in America in almost ten years when Wings kicked off their 31-date 'Wings Over America' tour at the Tarrant County Convention Center, Fort Worth, Texas.
Paul & Linda? Or John & Yoko? You decide.
Finally, about not telling anyone that I left the Beatles—PAUL and Klein both spent the day persuading me it was better not to say anything—asking me not to say anything because it would ‘hurt the Beatles’—and ‘let’s just let it petre out’—remember? So get that into your petty little perversion of a mind, Mrs. McCartney—the cunts asked me to keep quiet about it. Of course, the money angle is important—to all of us—especially after all the petty shit that came from your insane family/in laws—and GOD HELP YOU OUT, PAUL—see you in two years—I reckon you’ll be out then—in spite of it all, love to you both, from us two.
Do you like eating Jello? Thank the Lutherans. Do you like eating chicken. Thank the Catholics. Chickens started becoming common in Europe around 800 A.D., during the Middle Ages. Around this time, Catholicism was also spreading, so people have speculated that Christianity's ban on eating four-legged animals during fasting periods may have lead to the chicken's rising prominence—and the authors found that a few genetic changes may have helped along the way
I'm an American and a Mutt, what about you? —I’m loving all these Ancestry.com commercials where dim-witted actors say, “I thought I was a Tahitian Eskimo Mexican until I sent in my DNA test kit, and boy was I flummoxed when the results came back! I’m really Croatian with a mix of sub-Saharan! I guess I’ll be turning in my furry hat!”
But if DeMint wasn’t the source of the problem, sources say, board members concluded he wasn’t the solution, either.
The ONT Science Lesson: Use a flashlight not a lighter when checking the fuel tank.
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