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April 19, 2017

O'Reilly Officially Out; Tucker Carlson Moves to 8, "The Five" Moves to Nine

Shouldn't the hire four more people for The Five and call it The Nine?

Terrible joke. What a load.

That's what xhe said, when her penis shot off in his vagina.

Below, two tweets. First, Fox's announcement (noting Eric Bolling will get his own show at 5pm, replacing The Five in that slot).

The second, O'Reilly's statement, issued from a plane as he returns from Italy. He says: "It is tremendously disheartening that we part ways over completely unfounded claims."

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