Transgender Paid By Wife to Let Her Husband Have Sex With Xit Now Suing Because Husband Had Heart Attack and Died During Sex, Breaking Xer Penis

It's a lot to take in all at once, I know.

That's what xhe said.

Instapundit would say: File this under 21st Century Relationships.

Please do not be alarmed by the frequent references to "her penis." There's a rational and reassuring explanation for this -- the universe has gone mad and we are all now trapped in a lunatic asylum of infinite size and you are trapped here forever until you agree to voluntarily make yourself insane as well. And then you die.

Transgender woman who 'suffered a broken penis when her lover had a heart attack and DIED during sex' sues the man's wife for damages

Jennifer, who is transgender and still has her male genitalia, claimed defendant

Sylvia hired her to sleep with her husband, Miguel, on his 60th birthday

But while she was having sex with him, Miguel had a heart attack and died

Jennifer sued Sylvia for £16,000, claiming Miguel broke her penis when he died

She said that she was still inside of Miguel when he collapsed and died

Videos of the "court case" at the link.

Now, this happened in some foreign country and was shown on some kind of Spanish language version of The People's Court. The show is called Caso Cerrado, which I believe translates to Ay, We're Makin' All Dis Cheet Up Here, You Get That Ya, Orale?

I kind of think this is some made-up crap that the "litigants" here invented to get a all-expenses-included trip to luxurious Venezuela and be paid three beans each, though with inflation, those three beans depreciated by the end of the show's taping into one measly tapeworm with AIDS who then informed on them to the government for Possession of an Undeclared Tapeworm and AIDS Hoarding.

In fact, the Daily Mail says other people say this is total crap, too:

Many commenters, however, claim that cases on the show aren't real.

One wrote: 'Show is super fake…they hire perfect strangers to act out stuff that may or may not have happened in real life.'

So why am I posting this?

Because it was a chance to say "That's what xhe said" and I'm not sure if the opportunity will come up again. This week.

As far as I know, this is the world's first deployment of "That's what xhe said."

For the first time in my adult life I'm proud of being a second-tier blogger.

It's a proud day for humanity of all genders, whether male, female, or made-up.

posted by Ace at 04:02 PM

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