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April 19, 2017

"Antifa" Punks Attempt Their Typical "Protest" at Auburn University.
There Was One Flaw In Their Plan: They Forgot Auburn is In Alabama.

No fireworks this time, no Moldylocks being punched in the face by a dude.

However, the police were actually present -- instead of sitting on their hands as happens in Blue cities and states -- and enforced the no masks, no hoodies law.

One fat little ball of hatred and more fat refused to take off her bandana, which I assume smelled like gorditos and sexual desperation, and the cops got "coppy" with her.

It's a wonderful day in America.

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