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We lost a comic icon yesterday with the passing of Don Rickles. Never again will we see a comic of his style. Let's check out a few Rickles quotes.
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And you think you have a shitty job. In the 1500s, the King of England’s toilet was luxurious: a velvet-cushioned, portable seat called a close-stool, below which sat a pewter chamber pot enclosed in a wooden box. Even the king had one duty that needed attending to every day, of course, but you can bet he wasn’t going to do it on his own. From the 1500s into the 1700s, British kings appointed lucky nobles the strangely prestigious chance to perform the king’s most private task of the day, as the Groom of the Stool
It isn't easy being a parent. It is even more difficult when you take a very young child out in public. Been there, done that. However, the rest of society shouldn't be subjected to your children. Italian Restaurant says "Hell No" to kids under 5. After receiving several complaints from loyal customers, the owner of an upscale Italian restaurant in Mooresville, North Carolina, has taken the controversial decision to ban children under the age of five. And, despite facing some backlash on social media, he claims that business has grown significantly. Backlash on social media? Screw social media.
Love him, hate him. He has left his mark on music. When you think of Dylan, you have to think of The Band.
Photographers in focus: Mark Romanek. Some interesting and down to earth photographs of famous folk.
The Staff of The ONT is in big trouble now, if we visit Russia. Gay Putin is illegal. I'm sure Susan Rice will keep our identities masked.
What better method to sell records than to put a young surfer girl on the cover? At least that’s what record companies believed throughout the 1960s and into the 80s. The beach babe was a ubiquitous sight on the shelves of the record stores, especially in the “super hits by various artists” or “easy listening” categories… and implemented mostly by countries other than the US (for whatever reason). The ONT isn't sure if the music is as good as the covers are. You be the judge.
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