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The Morning Report 3/28/17

Good morning, kids. Lots of link-fu today. Top story still remains the Obamacare debacle and how next to proceed. We go from the orgasm-inducing (yet highly unlikely to succeed) blunt force trauma of Mo Brooks' one sentence full repeal to an essay on how entitlements are as American as heroin-laced apple pie. In any case, the noises coming from the administration about PDT now dealing with Democrats are not filling me with strength and confidence. Other than that we have the usual selection of outrages du jour for your dining and dancing pleasure from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Unfortunately, we've had to suspend the beautiful opening credits as they seem to be causing havoc with browsers. Hope to fix that soon as they do lend an air of class to this joint, n'est ce pas? Have a better one and remain blessed.

• Less Is Mo: Alabama Rep. Brooks Files One-Sentence-Long Obamacare Repeal Bill
  
• What Now for Obamacare? Spoiler Alert: Your BP May Rise After Reading This
  
• Rush: PDT Democrat Outreach Means Advancing Their Agenda, Not His
  
• PDT Signs EO Rolling Back Obama Economy-Killing Climate Regulations
  
• Podesta Brother Tony Made $500Gs Lobbying for Chi-Com Firm Convicted of Illegal Sales to Iran
  
• Illegal Alien Father of Illegal Alien Maryland Teen Rapist Arrested by ICE
  
• AG Sessions Promises Sanctuary Cities Will Be Punished
  
• Classless Chuck Schemer Goes Off on Joseph Califano, Wife in Swanky NYC Eatery
  
• $200 Trillion Debt Explained: "Mr. Social Security" Convicted in Massive SSDI Fraud Scheme
  
• Chutz-Pocrizy Alert: Chris Coons Sez GOP Using Nuclear Option to Confirm Gorsuch Would Be "Tragic"
  
• Swamp Still Swampy: Obama Point Man on Iran Sellout STILL at State Department
  
• Pipeline Protestors Plan to Do to Louisiana What They Did to North Dakota
  
• Record-Breaking $540+ Billion in State and Local Property Taxes Collected in 2016
  
• Man's Last Name "GRABHER" Deemed Too Offensive for Vanity Plate
  
• Fiend Behind 2001 Sbarro Pizza Kamikaze Bombing Still Living it Up in Jordan; Over to You, King Abdullah

Coming later today . . .