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March 28, 2017

The Morning Report 3/28/17

Good morning, kids. Lots of link-fu today. Top story still remains the Obamacare debacle and how next to proceed. We go from the orgasm-inducing (yet highly unlikely to succeed) blunt force trauma of Mo Brooks' one sentence full repeal to an essay on how entitlements are as American as heroin-laced apple pie. In any case, the noises coming from the administration about PDT now dealing with Democrats are not filling me with strength and confidence. Other than that we have the usual selection of outrages du jour for your dining and dancing pleasure from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Unfortunately, we've had to suspend the beautiful opening credits as they seem to be causing havoc with browsers. Hope to fix that soon as they do lend an air of class to this joint, n'est ce pas? Have a better one and remain blessed.

Coming later today . . .

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