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January 28, 2017
Them Dem Kickers
Mike Hammer came up with this and I added a few touches to it:
Them Dem Kickers
How 'bout Them Dem Kickers,
Ain't they fun?
Kickin' them Dems,
Right in they buns.
Kickin' them snowflakes,
Kickin' them sluts,
Kickin' them feminists,
In they butts
Look at Them Dem Kickers,
Ain't they cute?
Some use a shower-shoe,
Some use a boot.
Kickin' them yuuge
Kickin' them tiny
Kickin' them hipsters
In they hiney
Them dadgum Dem Kickers,
Ain't they a scream?
Runnin' 'round kickin',
Ever Dem what's seen.
How to be a Dem Kicker?
Don't need a ticket.
Find a dirty old hippie,
Haul off and kick it!
(of course, h/t to Mason Williams who has a few more 'Them' poems)
Also, here is a kickass version of the 'Firefly' theme:
(h/t the deplorable Ian Galt)
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