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January 28, 2017

EMT 01/28/17 Catchetism of the Sciencytists edition

Nice to see such boundless faith awakening in the hearts of those who pursue skeptical inquiry.

"There are certain things that we accept as facts with no alternatives."

You know how granola sciencytists such as Neil DeGrasse Tyson like to go on about the multiverse? One of the more fanciful postulations is that in the multiverse, all things are possible, and the laws of physics are infinitely malleable.

To wit: there are universes where pigs fly, where apples levitate, and where Hillary is President.

So, and don't blame me if upon reading this you cease to exist, it stands to reason within this school of thought that there is a universe out there whose laws of physics absolutely prohibits the existence of any other universe.


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