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January 28, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Good morning Morons.
Saturday already. Where the hell did the week go?

Do you resemble this guy? I think I do, today, anyway.

Here are a few items that didn't get a lot of attention here at the AoSHQ.

This elected official takes his new job seriously. Or he is a dumb shit. You decide.
First there was road rage. Now there is parking rage.
Living in a ME first world costs some money.
Critical teaching at college? I call bullshit.
Not being a good Samaritan costs a man 5 years in prison.
Extra crispy makes you Xtra Crispy, IYKWIM.
The Japanese culture takes a strange turn.
An unexpected polar plunge.
Cold & naked not a good idea.
This gives new meaning to take a little off the sides.

That wraps it up for another session of weird news. Enjoy these stories or bring your own to this open thread.

As always, play nice with the others.

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