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Daily Tech News 18 September 2024 Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/17/24) Prince Charming Frog Cafe The Violent Storming of the Border In March of This Year Included 100 Suspected Tren De Aragua Gang Members Two Days After One of Her Political Allies Tried to Kill Trump, Hillary Clinton Again Chums the Waters with Assassin-Bait and Demands Everyone Repeat How Much of a "Danger" Trump Is to America Itself Christopher Rufo: I Have Verified Video of Two Cats Being Barbecued on a Grill in Dayton, OH in 2023 "Worse Than Dobbs:" Leftwing of Court Illegally Leaks to Damage Majority Again Hundreds of Hezballah Terrorists Hurt By Online Hate Speech and Israel Remotely Detonating Their Pagers But Mostly by Israel Remotely Detonating Their Pagers CNN "Analyst:" The Bad Thing About These Assassination Attempts We're Inciting Is That They Might Benefit Trump Politically Absent Friends
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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/29/17) Earlier Than Normal EditionQuotes of The Day Quote I “I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.” –- Ronald Reagan
“The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.” –-Thomas Jefferson Quote III "The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position, not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them? "-Rush Limbaugh
I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.-Alexander Hamilton.
It must be a sad thing to go through life perpetually aggrieved. Wallowing through life without smiles and laughter must be a bitch. The SJW are upset at Jerry Seinfeld. Why? Because, Jerry is funny, white & Jooish.
Apart from the pleasures and displeasures of cannabis (for cannabis can cause both) what, according to the report, are its principal harms and benefits? The report finds good evidence for the following benefits: cannabis or cannabinoids can reduce pain in cancer patients, reduce the vomiting caused by chemotherapy for cancer, and reduce self-reported spasticity in patients with multiple sclerosis. Similarly, the report says that there is good evidence for the following harms: cannabis or cannabinoids can increase the risk of motor accidents and the development of schizophrenia or other psychoses. Rather fatuously, it seems to me, the report says that those who take cannabis are at greater risk of developing cannabis-dependency. This is a bit like saying that if you never drink alcohol you will never become an alcoholic My father suffered Parkinson's Disease, I wish he had this. The benefits of medical marijuana.
Tired of your local radio stations? Bored with Pandora? Not satisfied with Spotify? You can listen to radio around the globe. Rock 'n Roll from the U.K. is entertaining. Here’s a fun piece called Radio Garden. It’s exactly what the title says. Pan the globe and listen to live radio at all the green dots.
Which got me thinking: How can Meredith and other women use this insight to their dating advantage? We’re all tired of hearing complaints about how everyday life is now supposedly intolerable since Donald Trump is president. How might conservative single women of America counter this hyperbole? I suggested Meredith alter her online dating profile to clearly set herself apart from the women on strike, and being a good sport, she immediately agreed. She wrote: To those of you who are single, good luck with your search of finding your equal or better half.
.....I was prepping for a cleaning fee, trying to drive and pull a vomit bag out of the glove box, but no, she just did that airplane thing with one hand out the backseat window. She asked me if I had ever thought about dying, to which I replied, yeah - I guess so.
Bluesman Willie Dixon died this day in 1992. Dixon was a major influence on The Rolling Stones, Cream, The Yardbirds and Led Zeppelin.
Well The ONT's favorite science guy is back with a new video. How to solve your power issues if you have experience an electrical blackout, not the Valu-Rite blackout. One suggestion your humble Cob would make is to use a deep cycle battery. The ONT is sure there are some Morons out there with some experience and ideas about powering your home during a power outage. Or even ideas for living off the grid.
Science really can accomplish anything. Using skin on his arm and bionic system of tubes, doctors were able to design a new penis — one that had the potential to be fully functional. Finally, after a year of anticipation, Wardle's penis has been constructed and attached. He and his girlfriend spoke with ITV's This Morning to answer all of your burning questions. Let's hope he didn't attend the Pussy March in Washington, D.C. Some people are Above the Law. No, not the Clintons. Meet Dew the Roaming Dog. We don't need no stinkin' leash laws. Wilson was relieved to see the doggie had an ID tag, but he would never had guessed what it read: “My name is Dew. I am not lost. I like to roam. Tell me to go home.”
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