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January 21, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Happy Saturday indeed. Do you notice a difference in the air? I do, Obama is gone.

Here are a few items that didn't get much attention this past week here at the Ace of Spades HQ.

Quite the gal. She'll steal your soul and your limbs.
Where's the beef?
Zombie Trayvon Martin no where to be found
Quite the Christmas present
Valu-Rite and driving doesn't mix.
Cattle, car and laughter. That is weird.
Now this is a Moron's restaurant.
Its a weird feel good story.
Another dating site, it's going to be yuge.
Another Moron? Nice move.
Quite the plannerh/t ibguy

We don't swim in your toilet.
You don't pee in our pool.

No running with sharp objects.
Play nice with others.
Enjoy these stories or others, open thread.

Have a great week. :)

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:10 AM

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