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January 10, 2017

Minor MTV Nobody Makes Stupid Crack About Jeff Sessions' Granddaughter


Oh, I don't mean the content of the tweet, which is just typical c**tflapping.

I mean the joke itself.

There's a type of "joke" for which Twitter is infamous. It's the sort of "joke" used constantly by unfunny progs.

It's basically just a "I have to say something" brainless mouth-fart. There's no thought in this expression. There's certainly no humor.

But "I have to say something" is what all the silly narcissists on Twitter think, never appreciating the possibility that one actually doesn't need to open one's fuckhole about every stupid thing one sees on TV, and if one says something at all, one doesn't have to make a stupid little non-joke "joke."

One can actually say something in a straight declarative sentence.

Here, one could say: "This seems a pure sympathy play to rebut charges of racism."

Now, I might disagree with that, but I wouldn't think the guy is an Unfunny Tasteless Asshole for saying it. I'd just think he was an Asshole.

Which is a much lighter charge. (In my opinion.)

There are a lot of non-clever people in the world who seem to believe that they should say "clever things" whenever they open up their c*mbubbling dickports but have absolutely no idea what a clever thing to say might sound like. It's always just this third-grade moron punk kind of lisping autopilot sarcasm. I can always hear the vowwwwwels all draaaawn ouuuut in this whining babble drooling out of their cockmarinas.

Just try speaking like Men for one in your putrid lives, and not like little boys or little girls, huh?

Men shouldn't be afraid to speak in sentences that end in simple periods. It doesn't always have to end in an a rib-poking EXCLAMATION POINT! or Valley Girl Uptalk Question Mark, ladies.

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