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December 22, 2016

The Morning Report 12/22/16

Good morning, kids. Another day and another couple of anti-Muslim and pro-Trump hate crimes exposed as total frauds. You can almost see my Claude Rains face, right? Other than that, Harry Reid continues his reputation as perhaps the most despicable sack of excrement in DC; and considering that town's inhabitants, that says something. He cannot be dragged to the Infernal Reaches fast enough for my liking. Hopefully after being convicted of fraud by AG Sessions. And he can take the GOP along for the ride when they stab us in the back by leaving and expanding Obamacare. Starting to get agita. Credit the brilliant People's Cube for the artwork. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Europe-wide Manhunt for Muzzy Christmas Market Mass Murderer
Get Out Your Pitchforks: GOP Set to Delay Obamacare Repeal
Sanity Prevails As NC State Senate Fails to Repeal Bathroom Bill
Media/CAIR Strangely Silent as Yet Another Muslim Backlash Hoax Is Exposed
Excluding CA and NY, Trump Won the Popular Vote by 3 Million
What a Relief: EPA Mass Deletions of Texts, E-mails and IG Reports "Unintentional"
Paging the SPLC: Black MS Church Was Torched by Rabid Trump-hater . . . Who's Black
Suspected Serial Pedophile Harry Reid Proud of Smearing Romney in 2012
Socialist Paradise: NYC Child Services Responsible for 10 Kids' Deaths In 3 Months
Illinois Is Number One in the Nation! . . . In Residents Fleeing the State in 2016
DC Metro Commemorative Fare Card Has Zero References to PE Trump

UPDATE: First link changed to non-paywall site. Sorry 'bout dat.
UPDATE 2: Title of NC bathroom law changed to reflect sanity.

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Other than that, Harry Reid continues his reputation as perhaps the most despicable sack of excrement in DC; and considering that town's inhabitants, that says something. He cannot be dragged to the Infernal Reaches fast enough for my liking. Hopefully after being convicted of fraud by AG Sessions. And he can take the GOP along for the ride when they stab us in the back by leaving and expanding Obamacare. Starting to get agita. Credit the brilliant People's Cube for the artwork. Have a better one and remain blessed. Europe-wide Manhunt for Muzzy Christmas Market Mass Murderer Get Out Your Pitchforks: GOP Set to Delay Obamacare Repeal Sanity Prevails As NC State Senate Fails to Repeal Bathroom Bill Media/CAIR Strangely Silent as Yet Another Muslim Backlash Hoax Is Exposed Excluding CA and NY, Trump Won the Popular Vote by 3 Million What a Relief: EPA Mass Deletions of Texts, E-mails and IG Reports "Unintentional" Paging the SPLC: Black MS Church Was Torched by Rabid Trump-hater . . . 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