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November 09, 2016
The Wednesday ONT is Tired [Weirddave]Good evening everybody. So, did anything interesting happen in the last few days? I've been busy. Actually, I have been busy. I worked a 12 hour day today, EVERYBODY is desperate to escape the horror that is the Affordable Care Act (and if any Morons have gotten those letters telling you that your rate is going to a million, drop me a line, my nic at Gmail, and I'll see if I can help). Still, despite staying up until 3, I feel great. ![]() I didn't expect that. Truly I didn't, about 60% of the stuff I had bookmarked for tonight isn't really appropriate after last night (How far off base was I? Well, to give you an idea, I was all ready to lead off with the last line of The Masque of Red Death-”And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all"). Thank God that isn't necessary. Lets have some fun!
To which my considered, gracious response is:
I found these guys recently, and I have to say I really like this song: Great song mocking the explosion of trendy “Irish” pubs. Nice lads, they must not mean much by it, they're giving the peace sign at the end. /sarc póg mo thóin indeed.
The 20 Worst Songs of all Time. According to New York post readers, that is. I have to confess, I'm rather fond of some of the songs on this list, but that's just me. What songs make your all time worst list?
Bomb sniffing dog drops the opening puck. Video at the link. Unfortunately, my Flames went on to lose to the Ducks. And the Oilers are on top of the Pacific Division. Oy. That Connor McDavid is the real deal. Snakes on a Plane!
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![]() Yea, I can shitpost with the best of them. I just don't bother most of the time. Florida Man is at it Again
Who would have expected such a thing from so clean cut a young man? ![]()
The Lost Civilization of Dial-Up Bulletin Board Systems. This is a really fun article about a guy who goes to see what is left of the BBS World Wide Web. Remember those? For many of us, a BBS was our first introduction to online communities. Surprisingly, there are a few of these dinosaurs still roaming about the ends of the Earth. It was Luther. He spent most of our hour-long conversation talking about things like Area 51 and the Mafia. They reflect the colorful nature of some of the BBS holdouts. In part of our conversation, Luther described the activities of Adolf Hitler and how they related to Texas. I had to ask: “Did Hitler ever use a BBS?” Luther replied, “I don’t know.”
The tourism board of the Northern Territory in Australia might want to rethink its new ad campaign: ![]() I guess we know where the marketing dept. of the University of North Texas wound up after they got fired (reference ). Populism Daniel Hannon is one of the deepest thinkers in the Anglosphere. He's brilliant, witty and lightning quick with a comeback. Here is part III of his series on the rise of populism in the western world, Insects of the hour. The closing quote from Edmund Burke, from which the piece draws its title, is great: Because half-a-dozen grasshoppers under a fern make the field ring with their importunate chink, whilst thousands of great cattle, reposed beneath the shadow of the British oak, chew the cud and are silent, pray do not imagine that those who make the noise are the only inhabitants of the field; that of course they are many in number; or that, after all, they are other than the little shriveled, meager, hopping, though loud and troublesome, insects of the hour. LIFEHACK!
LIFEHACK! Oh yea. My grandfather told me about this when I was about 14. He also said it was a lot of damn work, just get someone to give you a push. Then he made me push his car down the street so he could demonstrate. My grandfather was a real card. Tonight's ONT brought to you by inspiring speeches: ![]()
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