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November 03, 2016
The Morning Report 11/3/16 [J.J. Sefton]
Good morning, kids. Finally, after 108 years, they're celebrating at Wrigby Park! Y'know, the one that's near Kominsky Field. Congratulations to the Chicano Cubans! Ignore the polls (despite my linking to them!), have a better one, and remain blessed.
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- Cruz Joins Pence For Iowa and Michigan Trump Stump
- Charming: Dem Donor Sez Blacks Voting GOP Are "F***ed In the Head."
- Killer Yogurt: Chobani Founder Trying To Flood US With Muslims
- Endorsing Jill Stein, Sarandon Utters "I Don't Vote With My Vagina"
- Think Again Democrats; Voters Residing Abroad Are Mightily Pissed at You
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