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October 29, 2016
Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 10-29-2016: Halloween Edition [OregonMuse]Bill Stephens
This title of this painting Checkmate, and it was painted digitally by artist Bill Stephens, about which he says: This is a commissioned work in which an old man is playing chess with the devil for his soul. The jars on the mantle are filled with the souls of those who lost. If you look close, you see the man really sweating. Click on the pic to embiggen, and if after you do that, you notice that your cursor now has a '+' on it, you can click it again to make the pic even biggener. You'll really be able to see the detail Stephens is talking about. His painting is actually quite beautiful. I noticed all the jars, and also the empty one on on the table, just sitting there ready to be used. Also, I can't really tell what the pieces are, but I do notice that White doesn't have very many left. Things are looking mighty grim for Old Bill. I showed this painting to Mrs. Muse. After acknowledging that it was indeed disturbing, she said "we don't know what the devil looks like, but I can well imagine that it would be more like this painting then some guy in a red suit with horns and a tail, carrying a pitchfork."
White had better be careful. His king is dangerously exposed and Black controls 2 open files. Hint: White mates in 3 r6k/ppp4r/3pqNP1/6Q1/3P4/8/PPP3P1/2K5 w - - 0 1 (This problem looks vaguely familiar, but I do not have it checked off in my database as having been used before. My apologies if this is a repeat. It's marked now, though, so hopefully there will be no 3-peats.) Problem 2 - White To Play (49) Hint: White mates in 4 1r3rk1/1p1q1p1n/p1pP1Pp1/2P1P3/P5pQ/2N4P/5RK1/1R6 w - - 0 1
Also known as the Schultze-Mueller Gambit, this opening, which dates back to 1888, was an attempt to pump some life back into the boring old Four Knights Game. White does this by throwing away one of his knights for a pawn: 1.e4 e5 A violent attempt to seize the center and drive back Black's knights. 4...Nxe5 There are two ways to retreat. 5...Ng6 and 5...Nc6. If 5...Ng6 then White chases the f6-knight with 6.e5. Similarly, if 5...Nf6 then White attacks again with 6.d5. This looks like a most irritating opening to face as Black, one of those openings that are obviously bad, but not easily refuted. But it seems to me that if you only keep calm and don't panic, you should be able to hold on to the piece. There's not a great deal of theory that's been developed (at leased, compared with other openings), so I'm sure there's lots of room for experimentation. The wikipedia entry for this gambit is actually quite informative. Also The Halloween Gambit: How Scary Is It? is an in-depth (and free!)lecture put by Jonathan Schrantz at the Chess Club and Scholastic Center of Saint Louis. Long-time internet chess commentator Tim Krabbe refers to the Halloween gambit as an an example of an "impolite" opening. He wrote an interesting article about it back in the early days of the internet, which you can still access it here.
How can White get himself a big advantage here? Hint: White wins material 3r1r1k/pp2N1qp/3p2p1/2n1b3/8/4BR1Q/PPP4P/5R1K w - - 0 1
What's best for White in this position? Let's see how much of the decision tree you can map out. Hint: White mates in, at most, 5 2r3k1/3n4/p2ppbPR/1p6/n4P2/2PBQ3/q1P5/2K4R w - - 0 1
This is a variatian of the Bishop's Opening (also reachable from the Vienna Game) and got its name from Tim Harding, who published a book on the Vienna Game in 1976, in which he said that the bloodthirstiness of the character of play was such that "a game between Dracula and the Frankenstein Monster would not seem out of place." 1.e4 e5 And here the fun begins. Naturally, White can't win material in this position as 4.Nxe4 is met with 4...d5. 4.Qh5 Nd6 Meets the threat on f7 and pressures the bishop on c4. 5.Bb3 Also possible is 5.Qxe5+ Qe7 6.Qxe7+ Bxe7 7.Be2 5...Nc6
Here's another internet antique, an article on this variation by the aforementioned Tim Harding that belongs in a museum. Not that the analysis is antiquated, but the link is to a .txt file and I think it's from prior to 2000(!)
They say it's not possible to checkmate with just a knight, but that's not strictly true. But if your opponent has a pawn, you can use that to your advantage. This is White needs to do to bring this game to a successful conclusion. 8/8/8/8/8/4N2p/5K1k/8 w - - 0 1
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r6k/ppp4r/3pqNP1/6Q1/3P4/8/PPP3P1/2K5 w - - 0 1 There's no time to dawdle. White needs to get his butt in gear. All of Black's moves are forced. 1.g7+ Rxg7
1r3rk1/1p1q1p1n/p1pP1Pp1/2P1P3/P5pQ/2N4P/5RK1/1R6 w - - 0 1 Black in horribly compromised on the dark squares around his king, which White sees he can take advantage of. 1.Qh6! Threatening 2.Qg7# 1...gxh3+ Black tries to stave off the inevitable. He's hoping White will fall for 2.Qxh3 Qxh3+ 3.Kxh3, but White instead shuts the counterattack down with 2.Kf1! Inferior is 2.Kh2 Nxf6 3.exf6 Qxd6+ 4.Kh1 Qxf6 5.Rxf6. It's a win for White but considerably messier So Black tries 2...Nxf6 White is undeterred. 2...h2 Black is a move short. 4.Qg7# Curtains.
3r1r1k/pp2N1qp/3p2p1/2n1b3/8/4BR1Q/PPP4P/5R1K w - - 0 1 1.Rxf8+ Rxf8 And now... 3.Nxg6+ Oh ho! Knight fork! And the knight can't be captured because the h7 pawn is pinned. So Black is forced to move his king out of check. 3...Kg7 And White should go on to win.
2r3k1/3n4/p2ppbPR/1p6/n4P2/2PBQ3/q1P5/2K4R w - - 0 1 Given the nature of these problems, you probably could have guessed the first move: 1.Rh8+ Bxh8 Black is forced to take. Otherwise, if 1...Kg7, then 2.R1h7# cooks his goose. 2. Rxh8+ Kxh8 Actually, 2...Kg7 is probably Black's best hope, but I'll analyze this line separately. 3.Qh3+ Kg7 (if 3...Kg8, then 4.Qh7+ Kf8 5.Qf7#) So, getting back to 2...Kg7, White naturally replies 3.Rxc8 And now Black has to seriously consider whether he just shouldn't resign. His king is over there practically by itself and there's little hope he can bring his other pieces over to help out with the defense. One futile try is: 3...Qd5 (if instead 4...Kf6, then 5.Qh8+ Ke7 6.Re8#) OK, that didn't work. Maybe Black can stop White from using that h-file to shove that queen down his throat: 3...Qa1+ There, now the h-file is secured. However... 5.Rg8+! Kxg8 So what can Black actually do after 2...Kg7? My chess app found this line: 2...Kg7 Forcing a queen-for-rook trade. 5.Rxc5 Naxc5 And White should be able to win from this position.
8/8/8/8/8/4N2p/5K1k/8 w - - 0 1 Nothing too complicated. Some might even say it's too easy. If so, don't worry, the one I have picked out for next time is more difficult. Fun, though. 1.Ng4+ Kh1 An important "waiting" move. Black cannot move his king, so the only legal move left is to advance the pawn. Which, coincidentally cuts off his king's only escape route. 2...h2 Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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