For Some Reason, the Department of Justice Agreed to Not Look At Cheryl Mills' Computer Communications After the Story about the Illegal Server Had Broken | Main | Hurricane Matthew (tmi3rd)
October 03, 2016

Monday Moron Medical Monitoring

Not much to report on my end. I seem to be losing a pound a week, maybe, which isn't good, but whatever. It's something. I dropped down to 175 before bouncing back up to 179.

I look better, though. Whereas I used to look like a fat guy who doesn't work out, I now look like a fat guy who works out.

Hey, it's still progress.

Below the fold, something important from last week: Man, does an immersion blender improve the flavor and taste of the Moron Coffee.

So: About DEM GAINZZZ



In Case You Missed It: So, for four or five months, I've been putting butter in my coffee, and MCT oil.

But not blending it, as many recommended.

Why? Because I'm a dude and I'm lazy and I always look to Reduce Steps and Increase Efficiency even if it means I'm drinking horrible coffee with a quarter inch pool of buttery fat on top of it.

After all, Real Men do not seek comfort. It's indulgent and womanly.

Real men drink disgusting coffee. Because they're Men.

So, anyway, I discovered I actually had an immersion blender. I bought it a year ago at Target or something, when I had planned to start this, and never opened up the box.

I started blending the coffee.

Wow.

Now it's no longer black coffee with a yellow pool of grease on top of it. Now it's.... well, it tastes like coffee with luscious cream in it.

Now I actually enjoy coffee again instead of just wolfing down black coffee with a skin of partially melted butter.

How did you goofs not insist to me I just blend it?

If you're drinking it the "Ace Way," that is, the Moron Way, you're missing out. Spend $20 or $30 on an immersion blender -- you just stick it in the coffee and blend. You'll be glad you did.

One thing, you have to put the coffee in a taller glass to blend (otherwise it will get sloshed around, out of the cup), but that doesn't take long. You can just rinse that glass after you use it, stick the blender in it, and set it aside for tomorrow.

digg this
posted by Ace at 08:46 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Steve and Cold Bear: "[i]More likely than not, at least some of the clai ..."

freaked: ""Once you notice it (and someone pointed it out to ..."

Skandia Recluse [/i][/b]: "In case anyone missed it, an article in the UK 'Th ..."

freaked: "The "Goebbels' campaign" , which is what it is btw ..."

TheQuietMan: "And Scankles still will not give up on the 2016 el ..."

Under Fire: "Ron Johnson is a mental defective and yes, a McKon ..."

weirdflunky: "So what you are admitting is that the Goebbels' ca ..."

Anon a mouse...: "Morning, y'all. Nice coffee AM here... Oh, and ..."

Mama AJ: "Once you notice it (and someone pointed it out to ..."

Ian S.: "[I]The FCC kills another long held regulation. I a ..."

Jean: "Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, November 18 ..."

freaked: "'You mean Senator Moore? Posted by: Jean' More ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64