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May 04, 2016

John Kasich (Pronounced "Katshit") Cancels Presser, Schedules Speech for 5pm in Ohio

Why is Ohio an interesting place to give a speech?

Because it's not one of the upcoming primary states.

It's his home state (as he has made clear to you a thousand times before).

He's giving a speech there probably because he intends to stay there.



Why leave the battlefield to go home, unless you intend to remain at home?

Did this son of a bitch just stay in the race to draw voters from Ted Cruz and usher Trump into the nomination?

If the ticket is Trump-Katshit, that's two people I won't be voting for. Throw Mike Huckabee on there as a Special Bonus Veep and make it three.

Update: I didn't hear it, but a commenter says "Radio says suspending" [campaign], and I'm inclined to believe that.

Son of a bitch.






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