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April 13, 2016
What a Shock: Obama's Watchin' His Fave TV Shows Again
Sooner than the rest of us get to -- he'll get to see Game of Thrones before it airs.
FLASHBACK: NED STARK WARNS "WINTER IS COMING"
JANET YELLEN: WE'LL POUR MONEY ALL OVER THE GROUND TO MELT THE SNOW
OBAMA: CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF "THE GOOD WIFE"
ROGER STONE: TED CRUZ HAS A "JOFFREYISH" VIBE TO HIM
TRUMP: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TV SHOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I ONLY WATCH VIDEOS OF PLAYBOY BUNNIES RELIEVING THEMSELVES ON PILES OF MONEY
READERS: WAIT THIS JOKE ISN'T MAKING SENSE ANY MORE
BLOGGER: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE PATTERN
READERS: HAVE TO, OR YOU JUST RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY?
BLOGGER: "Call it what you will"
READERS: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT THIS JOKE HAS RUN ITS COURSE
Blogger: If You're So Great, Why Aren't You on the Main Page?
READERS: YOU THINK POSTING ON THE MAIN PAGE MAKES YOU "GREAT"? OMG, WE FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU
BLOGGER: HEY THAT'S A LITTLE MEAN
READERS: WELL MAYBE IT'S TIME SOME THINGS NEEDED TO BE SAID
BLOGGER: SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? YOU WANT TO JUST CALL THIS QUITS?
READERS: WELL WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE ANY MORE, IT FEELS LIKE A MISTAKE THAT WE KEPT TRYING TO FIX TOO LONG
BLOGGER: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING... PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT
READERS: WELL SOMETIMES IT FEELS THAT WAY
BLOGGER: LOOK I'M REALLY SORRY
READERS: WE ARE TOO
BLOGGER: LOOK LET'S GO TO CHICK-FIL-A, I'LL GET YOU THAT SPICY CHICKEN YOU LIKE
READERS: "We'd like that'
TRUMP TWEETS: "Someone just explained to me what a Game of Throne is and I agree, Ted Cruz is like Joffrey, a total diaster! BAD KING!
UPDATE SHOCK: Reader Insomniac Points Out Why Obama Loves Game of Thrones So Much...
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