JANET YELLEN: WE'LL POUR MONEY ALL OVER THE GROUND TO MELT THE SNOW

OBAMA: CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEASON FINALE OF "THE GOOD WIFE"

ROGER STONE: TED CRUZ HAS A "JOFFREYISH" VIBE TO HIM

TRUMP: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TV SHOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, I ONLY WATCH VIDEOS OF PLAYBOY BUNNIES RELIEVING THEMSELVES ON PILES OF MONEY

READERS: WAIT THIS JOKE ISN'T MAKING SENSE ANY MORE

BLOGGER: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE PATTERN

READERS: HAVE TO, OR YOU JUST RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY?

BLOGGER: "Call it what you will"

READERS: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT THIS JOKE HAS RUN ITS COURSE

Blogger: If You're So Great, Why Aren't You on the Main Page?

READERS: YOU THINK POSTING ON THE MAIN PAGE MAKES YOU "GREAT"? OMG, WE FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU

BLOGGER: HEY THAT'S A LITTLE MEAN

READERS: WELL MAYBE IT'S TIME SOME THINGS NEEDED TO BE SAID

BLOGGER: SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? YOU WANT TO JUST CALL THIS QUITS?

READERS: WELL WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE ANY MORE, IT FEELS LIKE A MISTAKE THAT WE KEPT TRYING TO FIX TOO LONG

BLOGGER: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING... PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT

READERS: WELL SOMETIMES IT FEELS THAT WAY

BLOGGER: LOOK I'M REALLY SORRY

READERS: WE ARE TOO

BLOGGER: LOOK LET'S GO TO CHICK-FIL-A, I'LL GET YOU THAT SPICY CHICKEN YOU LIKE

READERS: "We'd like that'