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Overnight Open Thread (3-27-2016) - Easter EditionThe upper-middle-class climate-warriors at the heart of Sanders's movement imagine themselves victims of a world-destroying capitalist conspiracy. Incremental nationalization of the energy industry is their path to global salvation; nor is the silencing of climate dissenters too high a price to pay. Other Sanders socialists aim to shut down Trump rallies. This is not democracy but a return of authoritarian socialism, the most seductive secular religion that history has ever known. "Europe has been real a******s about Israel," [Bill] Maher said. Socialism creates the decline, and other groups come in, like parasites on a weakened host. So Our National Science Scold Took an Ignorant Dump on Batman
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