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February 05, 2016

Overnight Open Thread - Misanthropic Humanitarian Edition (5 Feb 2016)

Good evening 'rons & 'ettes. CDR M is off commandeering or something like that. He has invited me to fill in for him this evening. It has been a long week. Sit back, kick up your legs, guzzle a valu-rite and enjoy.


We won't cover too much politics tonight. I heard something about an Iowa Caucus this past week, actually the past few months. Politicians were running throughout a small Midwestern state exciting Iowans.Usually excitement there consists of listening to corn grow and having politicians blow ethanol smoke up, well you know. It should be noted that our very own CAC and his Ace of Spades Decision Desk was the first "media outlet" to call Ted Cruz the GOP winner this past Monday February 1st. Congrats to Brandon and his crack team of highly overworked, unrepresented & underpaid volunteers.

DecisionDeskHQ Twitter Link

DecisionDeskHQ Website

If you are into politics, there is a highly entertaining and informative newsletter published by Brandon (daily@decisiondeskhq.com).

Keep your eyes & ears open. Rumor has it that there could be a lot of Moron trouble in NH.

Math Is Hard

Look what happens when you don't know and/or follow certain equations and formulas, let alone know how to use a damn tape measure.

Old Sayings....

There are reasons why those old wise sayings exist, for example, one of those is look before you leap.

Or you can lead a boar to ice, but you can not make him skate.

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Whats better, long bow, cross bow or Gatling bow? You decide.

How To Become An ONT Blogger

Maetenloch & Charlie Brown's Dildo tell me if you can do this, you too could become an open blogger someday.

Friday Ration Of Ginger

I hope I haven't jinxed her. The last ginger starlet I posted died about 4 days later. My fingers are crossed.

Dog Video

Tonight's Mandated Warning By Some Alphabetical Named Federal Agency:

CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING THE ONT if you experience sharp or crushing chest pain; sudden shortness of breath; sudden leg pain; sudden severe headache, vomiting, dizziness, or fainting; changes in vision; numbness of an arm or leg; slurred speech; one-sided weakness; sudden unexplained weight gain; change in amount of urine produced; severe or persistent stomach pain; vomit that looks like coffee grounds; black tarry stools; itching, reddened, swollen, blistered, painful, or peeling skin; yellowing of the skin or eyes; dark urine; right-sided tenderness; severe or persistent tiredness; fever, chills, or sore throat; severe or persistent nausea; swelling of hands, ankles, feet, face, lips, eyes, throat, or tongue; difficulty swallowing or breathing; or hoarseness.

Notice: Posted by permission of Ace Corp LLC. You may send tips, cash & unopened bottles of Valu-Rite to ace. Or you can keep them for yourself because at this point, what difference does it make?

Top image via Dogs Drinking Beer.

Posted by-Misanthropic Humanitarian.

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