Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 25 April 2024
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/24/24 White Devil Alec Baldwin Cafe Quick Hits The Alec Baldwin Harassment Incident Just Got Weirder Journ-O-List 2.0: Fake Reporters "Covering" the Trump Trials Get Together on Weekly Zoom Calls to Coordinate Their Biased Stories Released Emails Show Biden's White House Conspiring With Bureaucrats to Force the Documents Issue Hamas Releases Disgusting Propaganda Video of American Hostage Forced to Read Pro-Hamas Statement -- His Arm Missing Due to Hamas' Attacks on Him Biden Slurs His Way Through a Shpeech About Funding His Paymaters In Ukraine Update: At Fundraiser, Biden Accidentally Reads Aloud the Scripted Stage Directions Senate Passes Ukraine Funding Bill Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
NoVaMoMe 2024: 06/08/2024 Arlington, VA Registration Is Open! Texas MoMe 2024: 10/18/2024-10/19/2024 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« Senate Passes USA Freedom Act to Replace Expired Patriot Act |
Main
| Overnight Open Thread (6-2-2015) »
June 02, 2015
TSA's Failure Rate in Detecting Bombs and Weapons? Ninety Five Percent; Chief Merely Gets Reassigned, Because Catastrophic, Stinking Failure Is Plenty Good Enough for Government WorkBad Security Theater-- are you not entertained? Department of Homeland Security said Monday that the acting administrator for the Transportation Security Administration would be reassigned, following a report that airport screeners failed to detect explosives and weapons in nearly every test that an undercover team conducted at dozens of airports. TSA Agents say, get this, that it's not their fault and they need "better training," which sounds suspiciously like "more money." They must have learned that from the Teachers Union. Members of a Facebook group for TSA employees said that the overwhelming failure rate--the TSA failed 67 of the 70 tests carried out by undercover agents--was "expected" and cited poor training, ineffective procedures and faulty equipment. One employee said that his coworkers had followed "procedures that were taught to them by their training department, only to find out their training department taught them wrong." A TSA supervisor added that she and her officers don’t even have time to manage their teams because of constant pressure to achieve certain quotas. Well that certainly doesn't sound like the US government that I know. Just a few months ago, the TSA was bragging about their effectiveness in finding contraband guns. This week’s report that the Transportation Security Agency failed to spot 95 percent of contraband weapons snuck through in tests of airport screeners comes just a few months after the agency bragged about the good job it was doing in sniffing out guns and other weapons. If this sounds like a story you heard before, you did hear it before -- you heard it five hundred and fifty one million dollars ago. In addition, the review determined that despite spending $540 million for checked baggage screening equipment and another $11 million for training since a previous review in 2009, the TSA failed to make any noticeable improvements in that time. | Recent Comments
John Drake:
"I am ...rejuvenated. You all saved the thread and ..."
Skip: "Was thinking it was Friday ..." m: " And now, the end is near And so we face the fin ..." John Drake: "Draws in huge gush of breath - over 500! You magn ..." Adriane the Full Moon Critic . . .: "[i]I hear bagpipes![/i] So do I … http ..." m: "505 Something about 13 year old brains made me do ..." Romeo13: "Posted by: John Drake at April 25, 2024 03:30 AM ( ..." John Drake: "I mean...it doesn't have to be...perhaps the way h ..." Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, : "Something about 13 year old brains made me do it. ..." Romeo13: "500 500 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lot ..." Adriane the Full Moon Critic . . .: "498 bottle of beer on the wall … ..." m: "Congratulations, Biden's Dog! ..." Recent Entries
Daily Tech News 25 April 2024
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/24/24 White Devil Alec Baldwin Cafe Quick Hits The Alec Baldwin Harassment Incident Just Got Weirder Journ-O-List 2.0: Fake Reporters "Covering" the Trump Trials Get Together on Weekly Zoom Calls to Coordinate Their Biased Stories Released Emails Show Biden's White House Conspiring With Bureaucrats to Force the Documents Issue Hamas Releases Disgusting Propaganda Video of American Hostage Forced to Read Pro-Hamas Statement -- His Arm Missing Due to Hamas' Attacks on Him Biden Slurs His Way Through a Shpeech About Funding His Paymaters In Ukraine Update: At Fundraiser, Biden Accidentally Reads Aloud the Scripted Stage Directions Senate Passes Ukraine Funding Bill Search
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) |