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April 13, 2015

Hillary So Old

Hillary so old, her prom theme was "Enchantment Under the Pharaohs."

Hillary so old, Ken Burns keeps following her around with a group of fiddlers.

Hillary so old, her main concern in fashion is quality wolfproofing.

Hillary so old, she's flip-flopped on Alchemy.

That's all I got right now, but I think if you all get going, some more will come to me.

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