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There's not a single man out there who isn't thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?"

Flakka, is an amphetamine -- just like Molly, MDA and Ecstasy -- which increases dopamine, the brain’s pleasure chemical, . Initially it makes you more alert and euphoric, but there are some dangerous side effects, including aggression and so-called super-human strength.

Party drug, man.

I also hear it makes you go goofy with punctuation errors.

To answer what's the worst that can happen: Well, seizures and death.

On the other hand: Increased alertness, increased aggression, and super-human strength.

Now you know almost every New! Drug! Craze! is a huge pile of bullshit -- that "Bath Salts Zombie Attack" was carried out by a lunatic with no bath salts in his system (just marijuana and, intriguingly enough, as-of-yet-unidentified pills -- so I'm guessing this "super-human strength" thing is what they call a Huge Media Lie, just another carnival bark.

But man, if that's real: Come on, what's the worst that can happen?

posted by Ace at 02:35 PM

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