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April 09, 2015
Out: Coke Parties
In: Flakka Parties
There's not a single man out there who isn't thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?"
Flakka, is an amphetamine -- just like Molly, MDA and Ecstasy -- which increases dopamine, the brain’s pleasure chemical, . Initially it makes you more alert and euphoric, but there are some dangerous side effects, including aggression and so-called super-human strength.
Party drug, man.
I also hear it makes you go goofy with punctuation errors.
To answer what's the worst that can happen: Well, seizures and death.
On the other hand: Increased alertness, increased aggression, and super-human strength.
Now you know almost every New! Drug! Craze! is a huge pile of bullshit -- that "Bath Salts Zombie Attack" was carried out by a lunatic with no bath salts in his system (just marijuana and, intriguingly enough, as-of-yet-unidentified pills -- so I'm guessing this "super-human strength" thing is what they call a Huge Media Lie, just another carnival bark.
But man, if that's real: Come on, what's the worst that can happen?