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March 19, 2015

Hillary Clinton to Camp Counselors: I Want to Solve America's "Fun Deficit" With Government Funded Adult "Fun Camps," For Which You Would Be Paid to be Counselers At, Naturally

I don't even know what to say here.

First of all, let me say this type of story is the Holy Grail of Blogging. I don't have to write anything. I am writing this right now in my free time, but I don't have to write anything about this story.

It is so awful and lunatic in every regard that I really could have just put up a blind link like i used to do -- the old ??????? headline, with the !!!!!!! link -- and the story would get 500 comments.

This is the sort of story that needs no additional writing. I'm writing extra stuff now because it's fun to do, which is why this post will generate so many comments, but nothing more needs to be said.

I don't have to employ any rhetoric. I don't have to overstate things to animate them about this. I don't have to "analyze" this and explain to people, in five bullet points, why this is wrong, or why this is embarrassing.

It's all right there, present on the surface.

Frankly I feel embarrassed I even said that. Obviously it's there on the surface. It was so obvious, that didn't even need to be said.

Eh, who cares, you're all skipping this post to make up your own post in the comments.

So Hillary, who for my Value Dollar is just synonymous with Fun and Good times, was down in Atlantic City, New Jersey, telling some camp counselors what she will do for them as Tyrant.

Then it got fucking weird.

This old lady, who seems to have creeping dementia, began saying crazy things like she would be the one to solve America's Fun Deficit, and further, she said we needed, and I'm not making this up even a little, Adult Fun Camps, and then just because she is a cheap carny grifter from Bumfuck, Arkansas, she sort of strongly left the hint that these counselors could expect Big Government Dollars for running these Adult Fun Camps.


She didn't say that last part, but let's face it-- who the hell else would pay for an Adult Fun Camp, if not the government?

So... okay, right now I'm loving Hillary Clinton, because she just gave me 90 minutes off to do my exercise for today. See you back at 4:12.


Incidentally, David Brooks was just pitching the idea of Adult Fun Camps, because this useless patrician elitist was pretending he needed some manner of mixing with those of the Lower Orders. (He doesn't want to do so near his home, I guess, for fear of those of the Lower Orders continuing to bother him beyond his designated Mixing With the Lower Orders time.)

Don't comment on that article, by the way: Remember, you will get banned by commenting on articles more than a few days old. It's an anti-spammer measure, because it's mostly spammers who add comments to old posts.

Yeah it's a bad solution, I know.

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