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March 04, 2015

With Hillary Imploding, Now Traveling to Caucus State Iowa Is... Al Gore

Oh, yes.

Okay this isn't really a real story (yet); more just people basically making things up because they need (as I need) something to post.

But it is worth asking: If Hillary goes down, who do they have?

Everyone forgets Joe Biden. Which is sort of proof that Joe Biden is not a winning ticket. Jim Webb is considered "too conservative," and also, who the hell is he? Martin O'Malley presided over the third worst Obamacare debacle (after No. 1. Obama and No. 2 the Love-Gov of Oregon).

Elizabeth Warren? Well, call me a racist, but I don't think the country is ready for an Indian President, so...

Hey, wait! She's not an Indian! She just lied! So who knows, maybe there's your damn nominee!

Or, of course: Albert Alphonse Gore.


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